(voice ; o1.)

[carbonite]

Uh, this is Stormtrooper ... zero, fifty, zero, omega (that works, he supposes) we have a situation here, requesting backup. We have a wookie on the loose, I repeat, we have a wookie on the loose. Warning, warning, warning, warning he's loose in sectors four, five and seven. Probably.

Possibly.

We aren't sure, but that's why I'm requesting backup because how am I supposed to scout this entire facility for him?

(there's the sound of a laser shooting something) Also, cancel that reactor leak. I think I fixed it. Uhm, you never answered how you were doing?

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[carbonite]

That's because you guys won't help me beat up the captain. You know, rally the fellow captives. (that's just being lazy.)

... You think they kill us off?

[cons]

I dunno what they plan for us. It's not an all-expenses paid pleasure cruise though, that's for sure.

[carbonite]

Why is it never an all-expenses paid pleasure cruise, though? Would it really hurt for it to work out for once?

[cons]

I've been asking myself that since the first day I got here. Unfortunately, the only kinds of answers I've been met with are reasons to make me stop asking. And focus more on, um, not dying.

[carbonite]

Is it that bad? (seriously, is it though?)

[cons]

[ she clears her throat, trying to sound a little more serious ]

It can be, yeah. Every so often we get a grace period, but it's kind of one of those situations where 'good day' just means 'nothing tried to attack me today'.

... We've got a bar, at least.

[carbonite]

Oh good, there's a bar. How nice of them to offset the terribleness that constantly surrounds us.

[cons]

[ well that makes her laugh ]

Oh, don't be so dramatic. It's a really cool bar.

[carbonite]

I'm still going to die.