(voice ; o1.)

[carbonite]

Uh, this is Stormtrooper ... zero, fifty, zero, omega (that works, he supposes) we have a situation here, requesting backup. We have a wookie on the loose, I repeat, we have a wookie on the loose. Warning, warning, warning, warning he's loose in sectors four, five and seven. Probably.

Possibly.

We aren't sure, but that's why I'm requesting backup because how am I supposed to scout this entire facility for him?

(there's the sound of a laser shooting something) Also, cancel that reactor leak. I think I fixed it. Uhm, you never answered how you were doing?

Comments

[carbonite]

... That's before the clone wars, isn't it? (jesus he has gone back in time. that is why everything sucks.)

[darkforce]

[hold on.]

The clone wars?

[carbonite]

I don't know where you've been buddy, but that war was a pretty big deal.

[darkforce]

I just told you I'm from year 11. Time acts differently here.

[but more importantly-]

There's a war coming?

[carbonite]

(welp, guess he should have put a spoiler alert on his life.)

Hate to ruin the surprise.

[darkforce]

Is it the Sith? Or- [no, okay. priorities again.] When does it start?

[carbonite]

After year 11. (shit is he messing up stuff??) And I don't know what the Sith are, but it isn't that.

[darkforce]

[really, han? really?]

I'm aware it's after year 11. I want to know how long after then it is.

[carbonite]

I was born during the Clone Wars. What do you expect me to know when exactly? Lets see, probably Year 22?

[ voice | encrypted 85% ] han you are breaking your own cast

[psychometry]

[ hello friend ]

Stop talking.

[ voice | encrypted 85% ] stop asking him questions B(

[carbonite]

Oh, it's you. What do you want?

[ voice | encrypted 85% ]

[psychometry]

I want you to stop talking. You know he's from before the Clone Wars.

[ voice | encrypted 85% ]

[carbonite]

And you actually believe that?

[ voice | encrypted 85% ]

[psychometry]

[ what even ]

Look at where you are. Look at what is happening on this ship. Why is Skywalker coming from before the Clone Wars unbelievable?

[ voice | encrypted 85% ]

[carbonite]

Listen, the Empire can explain a lot of things. This kid isn't the first Skywalker I've had to deal with. All of a sudden, the old man is young again, and the droids have no idea what sort of mess they've gotten us into and there's no princess to rescue.

So, pardon me if me getting sucked into a giant Imperial space station and then waking up in goo has made me a little suspicious of everything.

[ voice | encrypted 85% ]

[psychometry]

You're Corellian, right? What do your instincts tell you?

[ voice | encrypted 100% ]

[darkforce]

You could have told me.

[ voice | encrypted 100% ]

[psychometry]

You think Obi-Wan's the only one who needs protecting from his future?

[ voice | encrypted 100% ]

[darkforce]

There's a war coming. Don't you think that's important enough to share?

[darkforce]

Does it involve the Empire you mentioned?

[carbonite]

You know you can cut the act.

[darkforce]

What are you talking about?

[carbonite]

You can't really be from Year 11.

[darkforce]

I am. As I told you, time here works strangely. There are people here from both my past and my future, and that is considered normal for this ship.

[carbonite]

Prove it.