(voice ; o1.)

[carbonite]

Uh, this is Stormtrooper ... zero, fifty, zero, omega (that works, he supposes) we have a situation here, requesting backup. We have a wookie on the loose, I repeat, we have a wookie on the loose. Warning, warning, warning, warning he's loose in sectors four, five and seven. Probably.

Possibly.

We aren't sure, but that's why I'm requesting backup because how am I supposed to scout this entire facility for him?

(there's the sound of a laser shooting something) Also, cancel that reactor leak. I think I fixed it. Uhm, you never answered how you were doing?

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voice;

[carbonite]

Doesn't that suck for you guys.

voice;

[leaps]

For you too. You're in the same boat.

voice;

[carbonite]

No, because I'm getting off this boat.

voice;

[leaps]

No you're not.

[ IF THERE IS ANOTHER SHUTTLEJACKING SULU SWEARS TO GOD. ]

voice;

[carbonite]

Are you gonna try and stop me?

(CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY.)

voice;

[leaps]

You're not taking one of our shuttles for your suicide run.

voice;

[carbonite]

Don't tell me the odds of my escape, that's rude.

voice;

[leaps]

I will if you're planning on using our shuttles.

voice;

[carbonite]

Now you're just issuing a challenge.

voice;

[leaps]

It's not a challenge, it's a warning.

There's not enough fuel to get you anywhere.