(voice ; o1.)

[carbonite]

Uh, this is Stormtrooper ... zero, fifty, zero, omega (that works, he supposes) we have a situation here, requesting backup. We have a wookie on the loose, I repeat, we have a wookie on the loose. Warning, warning, warning, warning he's loose in sectors four, five and seven. Probably.

Possibly.

We aren't sure, but that's why I'm requesting backup because how am I supposed to scout this entire facility for him?

(there's the sound of a laser shooting something) Also, cancel that reactor leak. I think I fixed it. Uhm, you never answered how you were doing?

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[suddenlycaptain]

You don't want to be surprised by what this ship has out there.

[carbonite]

That's why I have a blaster.

[suddenlycaptain]

Shooting things doesn't solve everything on this ship.

[carbonite]

It's never failed me before.

[suddenlycaptain]

It's going to fail you when the ship crushes you because you didn't get to the gravity couch in time.

[carbonite]

You have absolutely no faith in me.

[suddenlycaptain]

You haven't earned it.

[carbonite]

All I need is a ship in your shuttle bay, I don't need your respect. (he's lying.)

[suddenlycaptain]

If that's what you want to believe.

[carbonite]

Y'know what? I will believe it. I'll believe all I want.

[suddenlycaptain]

Good luck with that.

[ There's the implied "you're going to need it" at the end. ]

[carbonite]

(WOW WHAT A RAGEQUIT!!!)