(voice ; o1.)

[carbonite]

Uh, this is Stormtrooper ... zero, fifty, zero, omega (that works, he supposes) we have a situation here, requesting backup. We have a wookie on the loose, I repeat, we have a wookie on the loose. Warning, warning, warning, warning he's loose in sectors four, five and seven. Probably.

Possibly.

We aren't sure, but that's why I'm requesting backup because how am I supposed to scout this entire facility for him?

(there's the sound of a laser shooting something) Also, cancel that reactor leak. I think I fixed it. Uhm, you never answered how you were doing?

Comments

[dirtyword]

[ He's just heard Hayley oh my god ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Calm down, Brendan. You're a suave kid. The best 17 year old to exist. Take it easy. ]

You sound pretty convincing.

[carbonite]

You saying I'm not a convincing Stormtrooper?

[dirtyword]

I'm saying you are. [ HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO ]

[carbonite]

(this disguise was brillaint.) That's right, because I am.

[dirtyword]

You, uh--you know this basket isn't Vader's, right?

[carbonite]

Oh, you're on Darth Vader's personal contact list for these sorts of things?

(a beat:)

You're not, right?

[dirtyword]

No--not from your world, bo. [ THOUGH DEAR GOD HE WISHES HE WAS ] You can cut the act.

[carbonite]

Uh huh, sure.

[dirtyword]

You think I'm a player?

[carbonite]

I think you're a loser.

[dirtyword]

[ That actually hurts a hell of a lot more than it should coming from a stranger. gdi Han ]

Uh-huh. You think what you want, but you're not home.

[carbonite]

(he'll be nicer later!!)

Obviously I'm not at home, kid.

[dirtyword]

So other cats have filled you in?

[carbonite]

Yeah, they have.

[dirtyword]

[ thisissoawkward ]

You know people know who you are, dig?

[carbonite]

That I'm a stormtrooper.

[dirtyword]

.....

No.

[ Forever burying his face in his hands, too. gdi han. ]

[carbonite]

Then what, kid?