(voice ; o1.)

[carbonite]

Uh, this is Stormtrooper ... zero, fifty, zero, omega (that works, he supposes) we have a situation here, requesting backup. We have a wookie on the loose, I repeat, we have a wookie on the loose. Warning, warning, warning, warning he's loose in sectors four, five and seven. Probably.

Possibly.

We aren't sure, but that's why I'm requesting backup because how am I supposed to scout this entire facility for him?

(there's the sound of a laser shooting something) Also, cancel that reactor leak. I think I fixed it. Uhm, you never answered how you were doing?

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[carbonite]

I told you, eight foot tall, big furry alien.

[ghostthatlingers]

First alien I've heard of that's furry. You sure you're not looking for Big Foot?

[carbonite]

He has big feet...?

[ghostthatlingers]

Your wookie or Big Foot?

[carbonite]

... Both?

[ghostthatlingers]

Big Foot wouldn't be called that if he had small feet.

[carbonite]

How should I know? He could be called Big Foot ironically.

[ghostthatlingers]

I didn't name him, but I don't think that's what they were going for.

[carbonite]

Yeah, I'm beginning to see that.