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[incubo]

[ sup, tranquility. attractive blond on the network today (nothing new). dressed in a tank-top, hair pulled back in a short tail, he looks tired and a little stressed, but somehow still very.. charming?

he huffs when he realizes the feed's begun, rubbing a hand over his face. ] Okay, so I practiced this shit in the mirror, but-- [ he groans, hand dropping away, frowning a little. ] Basically, there's no amount of goddamn practice that can prepare you for outing yourself on what equates to national tv or whatever. ... Fuck. Okay. I'm not the weirdest thing on this ship, so no big deal, right?

[ he mutters something else under his breath, then sits up. ] --Look, it's like this, right? Hi. I'm Finch. I have a seriously specific diet that I'm gonna' need some help with. [ a fidget, rubbing at the nape of his neck, gaze sliding away briefly. ] .. Fuck, I can't believe I'm doing this shit, this is ridiculous. I'm-- uh. Where I'm from, I'm called an incubus. I eat sex energy, and yes, fuck, I know how sleazy it sounds, you don't have to point that shit out, I live it every goddamn day. [ obviously, he's accustomed to jackasses, and will handle other jackasses accordingly.

he pauses for a moment, softening his glare carefully. ] .. Point is, I try to eat at least four times a week to keep myself from turning into what basically amounts to a monster that doesn't give a shit whether you want it or not, and there's only.. what, three-hundred people on this tub? So it's not like I can just feed and move on, you know? [ he looks a little embarrassed, mouth thinning. ] .. I need to know if there are people who'd be willing to be dinner-- regularly.

[ a pause, realizing that sounds, well, pretty negative, before brightening a little, sitting up. ] There are benefits! Seriously, I mean, I'm an incubus. I can personally guarantee it'll be the best fuck you've ever had, and a normal night's sleep should be enough to fix you, and, like, I don't even need you to be human or anything. As long as you can feel pleasure, I can figure out how to give it to you. Also, it doesn't matter how kinky you are, either, you know?

[ another pause, blowing his bangs out of his eyes, head tilting. ] .. Anyway, yeah, that's it. It'd be great if I got some volunteers like, asap. It's been three days and I'm fucking starving. [ he lifts his hand in a little wave. ] Thanks!

[ and the feed ends. y e p. ]


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Comments

[faderbroderson]

Are vampires compatible?

[This is not the strangest thing Godric's ever seen, and it's intriguingly new. Why not?]

[incubo]

[ god, this is so weird, he doesn't even talk this openly about it back in the otherworld. ]

Dude, you have no idea. I'm compatible with pretty much everything.

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[tumbleweeds]

Oh my god pick me.

[ Jaye that is not even close to a normal reaction. ]

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[incubo]

[ ah, sex fiends, bless their souls. he laughs a little, startled despite himself. ] I don't think you have anything to worry about, fucking trust me. There any shit I need to know beforehand? I mean, besides the obvious. [ name, location, etc. mostly he wants to know how much energy he's allowed to take. she seems healthy enough, but it can't hurt to make sure. ]

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[stimulations]

I usually require something in return, but I suppose I can hardly just stand by and let anyone starve.

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[incubo]

.. Yeah? And what would you normally want in return, in this world of tit-for-tat?

[ you can't blame him for being the slightest bit suspicious. ]

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[fraud]

[ MIKE IS INTERESTED but not for the reasons you think! forever a serial monogamist but right have this dude with an arched eyebrow and skeptical look responding to the feed. ]

Okay, that's a new one. [ a beat ] What lore do you follow?

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[incubo]

[ a brow arches. ] The fu-- lore? What's that got to do with fuck-all?

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[justamobster]

[ An inky? Here? He looks a little caught off-guard, if only because he definitely wasn't expecting a non-human he's familiar with to show up... Or for them to come clean immediately upon doing so.

The guy doesn't seem like he's from Nieve-- the last time he checked, inkies and buses ate human hearts rather than sex energy, though he wouldn't be surprised if that was an appetizer, given the way they tend to act-- but he has to ask. ]

Can't help you on the feedin' aspect, but you mind me askin' where you're from?

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[incubo]

[ kind of a weird question, given that they're all on a spaceship, but whatever, he'll go with it. ]

Kinda' all over, but the last little while, I've lived in LA. So I guess you can say LA. Why?

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[sexting]

Undercutting our charmingly industrious space whores is terribly tacky of you, you know

[incubo]

[ this is a degaf shrug. ]

They'll live with it.

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[antivanleather]

[He's still getting used to this strange little device, so please bear with Zevran as he holds it a fair distance from his face proper to engage in this conversation.]

I have heard of sex as a reason for living, but never as a source of life.

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[incubo]

.. Yeah, well, we're not exactly common where I'm from, either. Dude, are you like.. super far away from the phone? Speak up, bro.

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[lacksgrace]

Even if you are an incubus, I doubt it's the best I've ever had.

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[incubo]

[ this is the most unimpressed stare. ]

Yeah? Had sex with a lot of things that were designed for it, then? I'm recruiting here, not looking for opinions.

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[learnedtosmile]

[Seriously what is John Blake's life, an incubus? Still:]

Not volunteering, just a friendly reminder to make sure all your partners are consenting adults. No funny business with magic, or pheromones, or drugs, or whatever. Okay? [He keeps his voice mild but people who know him can probably hear his lineface.]

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[incubo]

Dude, if I could make you a promise, I would, but it's not like I can just turn it off. I can at least tell you that I always look for people who'd naturally be into me if I were a human. And, you know, that's what this whole post is for.

[doesntdohumble]

I was going to ask if vampires were compatible, but. Looks like Godric's got that question covered already.

[Why hello there...]

[incubo]

Babe, I am like.. so compatible. The last vampire I was with really lost it on my blood, too, though I dunno' if that's a trait that's.. you know, in vampires from my world, or if it's a vampires-in-general kinda' thing.

[51stcentury]

An incubus. An actual incubus.

Oh, if only we were meeting a decade or so ago. You and I could have had a lot of fun.

[incubo]

One-hundred percent, babe. [ an arch of his brow. ] Why ten years ago?

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[peccadillo]

[ A-all of this is very cringe worthy, so text is much better. Less watching him fumble and mumble around the topic. ]

that is an interesting form of...

eating.

[ Dumb way to start this conversation BUT, yes but, he can't help his curiosity. After all, this is someone who openly admits their eating habit. Admitting they are not the same. That there is something different. Not that they are that close—September has dreams as his own meal and this 'Finch' has...

That.

He can't even think of the word. ]

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[incubo]

[ he shrugs, reaching up to tuck a few strands of hair back from his face. ] So I've been told. I don't really have the luxury of being coy about it here, though, so I figured I might as well get it the fuck out in the open.

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[showbizpanache]

[hljdhgjls have a shocked young man the color of a ripe tomato on your screen]

What the-- If this--like, some personals ad? Honestly!

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[incubo]

[ brow-arch. ] I'm requesting specific items for my diet.

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[gazeboed]

Sex starved. I get that.

[ probably being way too casual about this, woops. also she's not going to mention she's dead, in case that matters. we'll see!! ]

Where do you want me?

[ if he does. whatever, starving, right? they can figure out details later. ]

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[incubo]

No, literally starved, but the sex is the means to the end, so we can call it sex-starved.

[ wow, the relatively positive reaction he's received is still a little stunning. ]

Well, I've got tonight covered. We can talk about tomorrow or the next time you're open or whatever, though. You, uh.. human, or..?

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[slipperysoul]

Haven't seen an actual incubus around in awhile.

[ Don't mind the observational squinting -- Angel's taken up Wes' role of geekily being fascinated by things around here. ]

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[incubo]

[ his brows draw together a little, hands curling in the bedcovers. ]

.. You've met one before?

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[dirtyword]

[ Wait--

woah woah wait.

Have a teen from 1995 sounding so very confused. ]

What?

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[incubo]

.. Dude, seriously? I'm not gonna' repeat the whole thing.

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[mmmgorditas]

[Well, coasting over the confession, disregarding the snappish reaction to the inevitable backlash and calmly taking in the request, Eric dives right to the heart of what he wants to know.]

...Oh dear god, honey, how old are you?

[It comes out more amused than chiding, but there's a definite undercurrent of concern. Please be of age, incubus-person.]

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[incubo]

Jesus Christ, you're like the third person to ask. [ how old are these people, seriously. ] I'm twenty. But even if I wasn't, it's not like it'd make a whole lotta' difference for me. I'd still need to eat.