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[ sup, tranquility. attractive blond on the network today (nothing new). dressed in a tank-top, hair pulled back in a short tail, he looks tired and a little stressed, but somehow still very.. charming?

he huffs when he realizes the feed's begun, rubbing a hand over his face. ] Okay, so I practiced this shit in the mirror, but-- [ he groans, hand dropping away, frowning a little. ] Basically, there's no amount of goddamn practice that can prepare you for outing yourself on what equates to national tv or whatever. ... Fuck. Okay. I'm not the weirdest thing on this ship, so no big deal, right?

[ he mutters something else under his breath, then sits up. ] --Look, it's like this, right? Hi. I'm Finch. I have a seriously specific diet that I'm gonna' need some help with. [ a fidget, rubbing at the nape of his neck, gaze sliding away briefly. ] .. Fuck, I can't believe I'm doing this shit, this is ridiculous. I'm-- uh. Where I'm from, I'm called an incubus. I eat sex energy, and yes, fuck, I know how sleazy it sounds, you don't have to point that shit out, I live it every goddamn day. [ obviously, he's accustomed to jackasses, and will handle other jackasses accordingly.

he pauses for a moment, softening his glare carefully. ] .. Point is, I try to eat at least four times a week to keep myself from turning into what basically amounts to a monster that doesn't give a shit whether you want it or not, and there's only.. what, three-hundred people on this tub? So it's not like I can just feed and move on, you know? [ he looks a little embarrassed, mouth thinning. ] .. I need to know if there are people who'd be willing to be dinner-- regularly.

[ a pause, realizing that sounds, well, pretty negative, before brightening a little, sitting up. ] There are benefits! Seriously, I mean, I'm an incubus. I can personally guarantee it'll be the best fuck you've ever had, and a normal night's sleep should be enough to fix you, and, like, I don't even need you to be human or anything. As long as you can feel pleasure, I can figure out how to give it to you. Also, it doesn't matter how kinky you are, either, you know?

[ another pause, blowing his bangs out of his eyes, head tilting. ] .. Anyway, yeah, that's it. It'd be great if I got some volunteers like, asap. It's been three days and I'm fucking starving. [ he lifts his hand in a little wave. ] Thanks!

[ and the feed ends. y e p. ]

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Gonna guess that's on Earth. [ Because it usually is. And he's pretty damn sure no place on Pais can be abbreviated to LA.

He's not sure if he's relieved or disappointed. ]

.. Uh, yeah. You still haven't answered 'why'.

Just wonderin' where bein' an incubus's the norm. Only heard of you fellas in fairy tales.

[ Thankfully, Ladon's good at lying through his teeth. ]

The n-- [ a stare. ] The norm? You're kidding, right? I'm the only one I know, dude. So yeah, the fairy tale thing is basically true where I'm from, too.

Well, you're real, ain'tcha? Kinda disqualifies you from bein' a fairy tale. [ Ladon't not sure what's more upsetting, an inky without a sovereign or hierarchy to keep him in line... or the idea that the poor kid doesn't even know any of his kind.

He shrugs. ] Well. "Norm" s'what you make of it, yeah? Lotsa odd ducks here. Sure you ain't the oddest. At least people're willin' t'help you here.

Man, you'd think everyone would realize that, but fuck no, some people still see the incubus label and think shit, he's like one of those collectible cards, gotta' have him.

[ he leans back on his palms. ] Yeah, the not having to go hunting all the time is nice, even if I don't like having regulars, usually.

Better they wanna collect you than get ridda you, yeah? [ As a part of the creatures who pretty much invented being possessive, Ladon has a hard time sympathizing with that. He's more afraid of extermination should humans figure out that big lizards like him still exist. ]

Always people comin' and goin' here. Sure you ain't gonna get too bored.

Honestly? I just wish they'd leave me the fuck alone.

[ a dismissive wave of his hand. ] 'S not about being bored. I mean, sex is sex, it's all the same to me. I just prefer not to, you know, hurt people.

Might've lucked out showin' up here then, yeah? So far ain't heard of anyone makin' a people collection.

[ He just mmm's at that. There he can sympathize. That was one of the things he always worried about when dating Moni... but she'd been a lot tougher than he'd given her credit for. ]

Well. Good luck, kid.

Maybe. Might be nice to get a break, anyway.

[ he rolls his eyes a little at the 'kid' bit. ] Finch, it's Finch.

Yeah, yeah. [ Everyone is "kid" unless you've got some gray hair growing. Sorry, Finch!

He smiles a little before hanging up. ]

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