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finch ✦ ([personal profile] incubo) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-02-09 09:45 am

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[ sup, tranquility. attractive blond on the network today (nothing new). dressed in a tank-top, hair pulled back in a short tail, he looks tired and a little stressed, but somehow still very.. charming?

he huffs when he realizes the feed's begun, rubbing a hand over his face. ]
Okay, so I practiced this shit in the mirror, but-- [ he groans, hand dropping away, frowning a little. ] Basically, there's no amount of goddamn practice that can prepare you for outing yourself on what equates to national tv or whatever. ... Fuck. Okay. I'm not the weirdest thing on this ship, so no big deal, right?

[ he mutters something else under his breath, then sits up. ] --Look, it's like this, right? Hi. I'm Finch. I have a seriously specific diet that I'm gonna' need some help with. [ a fidget, rubbing at the nape of his neck, gaze sliding away briefly. ] .. Fuck, I can't believe I'm doing this shit, this is ridiculous. I'm-- uh. Where I'm from, I'm called an incubus. I eat sex energy, and yes, fuck, I know how sleazy it sounds, you don't have to point that shit out, I live it every goddamn day. [ obviously, he's accustomed to jackasses, and will handle other jackasses accordingly.

he pauses for a moment, softening his glare carefully. ]
.. Point is, I try to eat at least four times a week to keep myself from turning into what basically amounts to a monster that doesn't give a shit whether you want it or not, and there's only.. what, three-hundred people on this tub? So it's not like I can just feed and move on, you know? [ he looks a little embarrassed, mouth thinning. ] .. I need to know if there are people who'd be willing to be dinner-- regularly.

[ a pause, realizing that sounds, well, pretty negative, before brightening a little, sitting up. ] There are benefits! Seriously, I mean, I'm an incubus. I can personally guarantee it'll be the best fuck you've ever had, and a normal night's sleep should be enough to fix you, and, like, I don't even need you to be human or anything. As long as you can feel pleasure, I can figure out how to give it to you. Also, it doesn't matter how kinky you are, either, you know?

[ another pause, blowing his bangs out of his eyes, head tilting. ] .. Anyway, yeah, that's it. It'd be great if I got some volunteers like, asap. It's been three days and I'm fucking starving. [ he lifts his hand in a little wave. ] Thanks!

[ and the feed ends. y e p. ]


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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well. [ He gives him a smirk. ] If you ever need any help, feel free to send a message. I'm Bells.
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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I like it better than my given name anyway. [ He grins at him. ] And I'm not. Human, I mean. I never was.
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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have to be a little more specific about that part.
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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not from something like that. [ He pauses though, mouth thinning. ] But I don't have a soul. That's a humans-only thing.
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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bells watches, silent for a while as he does. At any other time, he wouldn't have hesitated to volunteer. ]

I'm not gonna break from a little rough sex. But-- [ But. ] I don't think I can give you that sort of help right now.
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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. I'm trying to be nice here. [ A slight rub at the back of his neck. ] This is a first for me anyway.
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[personal profile] lacksgrace 2013-02-10 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, turning down sex. I thought it was kinda obvious that's what I meant.