[ three ✚ video ]

[fraud]

[ the feed pops on to mike, sitting on the edge of his bed and holding the communicator in his hand. he looks a bit tired but, really, why wouldn't he? still, there's a bit of strain around his eyes like he's trying to not look as bad as he feels.

instead he opts for speaking, getting right to the point. ]

So, hey, Tranquility. Does anyone know where I can get a box? I mean, I have all this stuff and just nowhere to put it and--

[ he takes a moment to frown off to the side before looking back at the communicator again. ]

It's kind of bullshit, actually, being stuck with a bunch of crap when someone leaves. I don't have any use for it, y'know? Why do I have to keep it? Like, who the fuck needs two pairs of sunglasses in a spaceship?! A spaceship!

[ and he glares a little off to the side again before going kind of quiet, deflating slightly and continuing a moment later. ]

... But, well, I guess, we don't actually know what happens when people leave, do we? We just... assume they go home, right? Except--

[ he looks a bit panicked for a moment, looking off to the side again before shaking his head and just murmuring a "nevermind". ha ha, yep, harvey specter has left the tranquility and mike's... dealing better than expected, honestly! ]

... Also, I have a vacuum now.

[ he just pans over to the other side (not the one he was looking at) to this sitting on the floor, then back to himself. ]

Dunno why.

[ and then he hangs up. thanks, tq. ]

Comments

text;

[fraud]

Hands off the crap, it's my crap.

Re: text;

[testgasm]

you just said you don't have any use for it and don't want it

if you're just going to put it all in a box and never look at it again you might as well see if it's of use to anyone else

text;

[fraud]

What if I want to put it in a box and never look at it? That's 100% my choice to do such.

Re: text;

[testgasm]

are you sure you really want to do that

all those bad feelings hiding under your bed a constant reminder of whoever left

at least i'm assuming someone left that's what your post sort of implies

i'm doing you a favor here offering to get rid of it for you

text;

[fraud]

And yet my answer is still no. Whoa, look at that.

[testgasm]

okay have fun wallowing alone in misery

with your vacuum cleaner

if you change your mind just drop me a line

[fraud]

Thanks. It's going to be awesome.

P.S. It's a very good vacuum cleaner. Top of the line, actually. Don't judge my vacuum cleaner.

[testgasm]

it sounds very fulfilling

you must be very fulfilled

[fraud]

Completely. My life is wonderful.

[testgasm]

yeah i can imagine

i can practically feel the sunshine radiating from your person

[fraud]

I'm a fucking ray of it, to be frank.

[testgasm]

i noticed

i'm so glad you're so happy

[fraud]

You're still not getting my stuff.

Also, aren't you a robot? Why do you want it anyway?

[ HE REMEMBERS YOU FROM THE NETWORK, WHEATLEY ]

[testgasm]

so what being a robot means i don't enjoy material possessions is that it

[fraud]

Yes. That's exactly it.

[ he's saying that on purpose whoops ]

[testgasm]

i will have you know then that

it is a false assumption

i very much enjoy owning things