text;

[majestyofthethrone]

[This begins with a video: Seraphim's hand, holding a dish made of gross gelatinous goo. She sets it down on what is obviously a kitchen counter, and the video clicks off, and the text begins.]

I know we all are living on top of each other and in each other's space, but I think it's only polite to throw away your gross experiments or leftover food or unholy sacrifices. Or store them in places where other people don't accidentally put their hands in it.

I don't know what that stuff is but it smells like it's rotting and it was in the sixth floor kitchen fridge for I don't know how long.

I really don't think we should need to have a class on how to live in a dorm. Or something like a chore wheel.

Seriously whoever this belongs to, come clean it up. Please, and thank you.


[ooc: Thanks, Jaye and Mike.]

Comments

[justamobster]

[ Ugh he feels terrible for scaring her, but he'd feel worse if something bad happened. ] Doctor'd be a good idea. Make sure it ain't poisoned you or nothin'. Might be harmless, but s'better to be safe, yeah?

[majestyofthethrone]

I can take it with me to med bay, too.

[justamobster]

Attagirl. Maybe someone there can figure out what it is. Might not get an answer otherwise if it's from someone who left this place, yeah? [ Or if there's a mage here who doesn't want to be outed, and that's the result of a blood spell. He hopes it's not, but again. Better safe than sorry. ]

[majestyofthethrone]

Well, thank you, Mr...

[justamobster]

Ceto. Ladon Ceto. I'd offer t'walk you there, doll, but I'd prob'ly slow you up.

[ That and someone might want to get a look at his leg and then that goop of possible blood magic wouldn't be the only oddity in the med bay. ]

[majestyofthethrone]

Thank you anyway.

I'm Seraphim.

[justamobster]

[ After he's had the device pronounce that name for him a couple times (illiterate dragon is illiterate): ]

Nice t'meetcha, Seraphim. Make sure the docs get a good look atcha, yeah? And if you find out who left it and want someone t'give 'em a li'l chin music, lemme know.

[majestyofthethrone]

What's chin music?

[justamobster]

Sound made between a fella's knuckles and some mook's jaw. [ Go easy on the slang, Ceto. ] In other words, if you find out who left it lyin' 'round, I'll sock 'em for you.

[majestyofthethrone]

Oh!

Well, you don't have to, but thank you for the offer.

[justamobster]

[ He might anyway, if it actually is anything dangerous. ]

Anytime, doll.

Encrypted; a little while later

[majestyofthethrone]

Excuse me? I'm sorry to bother you again, but can I ask you a question?

Encrypted;

[justamobster]

Yeah, sure. Go for it.

Encrypted;

[majestyofthethrone]

Someone said...you really think I should go to medical, right?

Encrypted;

[justamobster]

You should, yeah. Just in case. Someone givin' you a hard time?

Encrypted;

[majestyofthethrone]

Yes.

She says it's a waste of time, that people have real problems to worry about.

Encrypted;

[justamobster]

That ain't her decision to make, doll. S'your safety we're talkin' 'bout here. Pretty sure the fellas in medical ain't swamped at the moment anyway.

Encrypted;

[majestyofthethrone]

She said I was only disagreeing with her because I don't like her.

[She's sorry she's dumping this all on you, friendly stranger.]

Encrypted;

[justamobster]

Considerin' how many people've replied to this agreein' that it ain't right leavin' somethin' like that around, sounds more like her problem than yours.

Better t'just ignore people like that, yeah? Makin' sure you ain't hurt's important, even if it means she gets her nose outta joint.

Encrypted;

[majestyofthethrone]

Thank you. For listening.

Encrypted;

[justamobster]

Don't mention it. Now go get looked at, yeah?