seeking backup singers and dancers

[showmance]

[ sup, tranquility. enjoy this tiny, chipper teenybopper with big dreams. ]

Hello, people of the Tranquility. I'm Rachel Berry, from Lima, Ohio, circa 2011-2012, and I have a question for you all.

[ a deep breath. THIS IS IMPORTANT, TQ. ]

Does anyone here play an instrument? Or sing? Or dance? Or have any artistic inclinations whatsoever? 

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[became]

It's a little Revenge of the Nerds, right? Not my ideal look.

[ it's tacky, he agrees. ]

'Charmingly roguish'. [ CHEEK SQUISHING EMOTE HERE ] And I thought I was the one trying to win you over.

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[executiveassistant]

[good sir, it is so nice to be around someone familiar with pop culture and classics alike.]

You're certainly not going to win any hearts with a sheet toga, I'll grant you that one.

[ohoho.]

I call it like I see it. But oh? You were trying to win me over? I didn't notice.

[not trying hard enough]

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[became]

I know a challenge when I hear one.

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[executiveassistant]

[and a bright smile!!]

Take it as you will.

[she's totally expecting this.]

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[became]

Challenge accepted, then.

[ donna he loves you. ]

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[executiveassistant]

[that's because she's totally lovable, but that just draws a very calculating look out of her for a moment.]

Take thy fortune; thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.

[and oh is she dangerous.

But for now, she's just going to flick her fingers in a wave. Challenge accepted, the game is on, good luck, she's hanging up now.

Click!]