seeking backup singers and dancers

[showmance]

[ sup, tranquility. enjoy this tiny, chipper teenybopper with big dreams. ]

Hello, people of the Tranquility. I'm Rachel Berry, from Lima, Ohio, circa 2011-2012, and I have a question for you all.

[ a deep breath. THIS IS IMPORTANT, TQ. ]

Does anyone here play an instrument? Or sing? Or dance? Or have any artistic inclinations whatsoever? 

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[executiveassistant]

[that's because she's totally lovable, but that just draws a very calculating look out of her for a moment.]

Take thy fortune; thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.

[and oh is she dangerous.

But for now, she's just going to flick her fingers in a wave. Challenge accepted, the game is on, good luck, she's hanging up now.

Click!]