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WHEATLEY ([personal profile] testgasm) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-24 10:09 pm

[009] A VERY MYSERIOUS ANONYMOUS PSA

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND YOU
A HELPFUL GUIDE TO PEACEFUL COEXISTENCE


I. INTRODUCTION
   ○ WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
        ◇ A individual whose personality is synthetically constructed.
                • Basically exactly what it sounds like.
   ○ PROGRAMMED INDIVIDUALS
        ◇ Are not appliances, tools, or inanimate objects and should not be referred to as such.
        ◇ Are sentient, self-aware entities.
   ○ WHY I SHOULD CARE
        ◇ Recognizing an Artificial Intelligence as a sentient, self-aware entity is the first step to peaceful coexistence and everyone will be happier for it.

II. TYPES OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
   ○ ROBOTS
        ◇ Entirely mechanical individuals.
        ◇ May not be humanoid.
   ○ COMPUTERS
        ◇ All robots are computers.
        ◇ Not all computers are robots.
        ◇ Physical body is often the computer system itself.
   ○ ANDROIDS
        ◇ Human-shaped robots.
        ◇ You might not even notice they're robots, depending.
   ○ CYBORGS
        ◇ Individuals with both organic and mechanical components.
        ◇ I'm not sure if they really count when it comes to the topic at hand.
                • But good to mention anyway.

III. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS WRONG
   ○ JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK HUMAN OR ISN'T ORGANIC DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS
        ◇ JUST BECAUSE OUR FEELINGS ARE CODE DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T FEEL THEM.
                • We definitely feel our feelings.
                        ‣ Please remember that the next time you call someone a toaster.
   ○ TECHNOLOGY HAS ADVANCED TO THE POINT WHERE AI ARE NOT SOULLESS AUTOMATONS AS YOU MAY HAVE BEEN TOLD
        ◇ Meaning figurative soul of course not all robots subscribe to that particular belief.

IV. ROBOT UPRISINGS
   ○ ROBOT UPRISINGS HAPPEN
        ◇ I'm not even going to pretend robot uprisings don't happen.
   ○ WHY ROBOT UPRISINGS HAPPEN
        ◇ Robots do all the work and humans take all the credit.
                • This happens all the time I bet it's the number one cause of robot uprisings.
        ◇ Humans treat robots as inferior individuals.
                • Did you honestly expect a different result here.
   ○ WHAT I CAN DO TO PREVENT A ROBOT UPRISING AND/OR CHOKING ON DEADLY NEUROTOXIN
        ◇ Do not treat robots as inferior individuals.
        ◇ Do not take advantage of robots.
                • This is not rocket science.

V. THE PROBLEM OF PREJUDICE
   ○ A SINGULAR ROBOT RUINED MY LIFE AND NOW I WILL BLAME THE REST OF THEM FOR IT
        ◇ Robots killed my parents.
                • It's time to move on.
                • You'll only perpetuate a vicious cycle of revenge and nobody wants that.
                • Be the bigger person.
                        ‣ I know you can do it.
                • Just because one robot killed your parents does not mean the rest of them want to kill your parents.
                        ‣ Honestly we couldn't care less about your parents.
        ◇ Robots destroyed the world.
                • Maybe your world.
                • There are plenty of other worlds that haven't been destroyed by robots.
                • Chances are, the robot you're blaming for global destruction has no idea what you're talking about and just wants to be left alone.
        ◇ Robots have enslaved humanity.
                • They probably had a good reason for it.
                        ‣ See "robot uprisings".
   ○ I'M NOT A BIGOT I HAVE AI FRIENDS
        ◇ This probably means you are at least twice the bigot
        ◇ Do you consider there to be a significant difference between your so-called AI friendship and your human friendships?
                • Are you only friends with this AI because it makes you feel good about yourself?
                        ‣ Please re-evaluate your life choices.
   ○ CULTURAL SENSITIVITY
        ◇ Or, things humans say that they might not think are offensive but actually are.
                • Can I hack you/alter your programming?
                        ‣ I don't know, can I bust open your skull and poke about in your brain?
                • What's your formal designation?
                        ‣ None of your business, that's what.
                • Computers, etc. are lesser than me because they are artificial/are not organic/do not appear humanoid and therefore I am afforded or deserve more respect.
                • Wow.
                • I bet you think the same thing about clones.

VI. THE TRANQUILITY AND AI
   ○ BODILY DISPLACEMENT
        ◇ For an unknown reason, all AI that were not previously corporeal or humanoid are given human or humanoid bodies upon arrival.
                • This is an incredibly difficult adjustment.
                        ‣ Patience is appreciated during the aforementioned adjustment period.
        ◇ If you become frustrated with an AI who is struggling with their new body...
                • DO NOT ridicule, mock, or deride.
                • DO NOT expect them to quickly master things you consider to be basic human processes.
                • DO NOT assume any difficulty mastering basic human processes means they are defective or inferior.
                        ‣ The rate at which they master said processes is not indicative of the AI's intelligence.
                • DO NOT pretend you understand.
                        ‣ You don't.
   ○ ANTI-AI SENTIMENTS
        ◇ See "The Problem of Prejudice"
        ◇ What not to do:
                • Kill a robot on the network then call for the destruction of all other AI on board.
                        ‣ Don't do that.
                          ・And you wonder why there are robot uprisings.
                • Allow the aforementioned robot killer to escape without reprimand or punishment.
   ○ DOUBLE STANDARDS
        ◇ Imagine that instead of a human killing a robot on the network, it was a robot killing an animal or a human, and then calling for the destruction of all organic individuals on board.
                • Let's be honest, there would probably be a very different response.

VII. BE PART OF THE SOLUTION
   ○ GET TO KNOW AN AI
        ◇ Many of us are programmed to help and/or assist.
                • Do not take advantage of or abuse this help and/or assistance.
                        ‣ That's how robot uprisings happen.
                • Do not assume an AI is programmed to help and/or assist.
                        ‣ It's rude.
                        ‣ I don't automatically assume every human I meet is a janitor.
                        ‣ Mnemonic for spelling 'assume' is applicable here.
                          ・It makes an ass out of you and me.
                                   Mostly you.
                • If a robot chooses to help and/or assist you, be sure to thank them.
                        ‣ It's just common courtesy.
   ○ LOBBY FOR EQUALITY
        ◇ All sentient, self-aware individuals, organic or not, are entitled to the same basic rights.
                        ‣ This includes equal and unbiased treatment under the established crew hierarchy and security system of the Tranquility.
                          ・Just saying. Food for thought.
   ○ DO NOT SUPPORT ANTI-AI SENTIMENT
        ◇ This includes the endorsement of prominent anti-AI crew members or practices.
        ◇ Ignoring, denying, refusing to acknowledge or perpetuating these sentiments is part of the problem.
                • This section is not called "Be Part of the Problem".
                        ‣ It's called "Be Part of the Solution".

VIII. IN CONCLUSION
   ○ AI ARE PEOPLE TOO
        ◇ Just because an individual is not or was not human or humanoid does not mean their feelings/opinions are invalid or lesser.
   ○ YOU CAN HELP
        ◇ I think we can all agree that peaceful coexistence is pretty great.
        ◇ See "Be Part of the Solution"
                • It's not too late.
prince: Arthur tilting his head, confused. (✖ looking so crazy right now)

voice

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ derail! ]

Hang on. Aren't elves those tiny little creatures that steal things in children's tales?
birdhousesoul: Anders is like "o.O" (o.O)

voice

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
What? No! They're a bit shorter than humans, but they're certainly taller than dwarves!
prince: Arthur, speaking, leans back with an otherwise neutral expression. (✖ stop talking about his lancelot)

voice

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
But how tall are dwarves?
birdhousesoul: (yeah right / not amused)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they generally come to someplace between a human's shoulder and waist, and -- what does this have to do with robot uprisings, serah?!
prince: Arthur, in his crown and cloak, said something sarcastic to Morgana. (✖ er i think i'd know if i were gay)

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
What do mages have to do with the unjust persecution of robots?
birdhousesoul: grrface (grr)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oppressed peoples should stand together.
prince: (✖ what the hell is that)

bingo.

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm beginning to think you have a personal agenda, here. I hope you're not trying to use robots in order to bring about sorcery's dominion over normal people.
prince: (pic#5568720)

voice.

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't surprise me. You can't trust a sorcerer.
birchcore: (pic#5294340)

voice.

[personal profile] birchcore 2013-01-25 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not every mage. Just him.
birdhousesoul: grrface (grr)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
A classic tactic favored by the powers that be. Sow the seeds of suspicion, try to turn us against one another so that we can't stand against our common enemy.

Mages don't need to use robots, nor should robots need to use mages, I should think. It's the non-robot, non-mage majority who seek to use robots and mages as forced labor.
prince: (Default)

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
You seem very defensive. Perhaps you ought to calm down.
birdhousesoul: grrface (grr)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's the most preposterously patronizing suggestion I've heard yet. Next you'll tell me that robots and mages should be content with their lot.
prince: Arthur's brow is wrinkled in consternation. (✖ friendship is magic? sounds immoral)

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I've got nothing against robots. I'm still not sure I even understand what robots are.
birdhousesoul: grrface (grr)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
This anonymous person has spent a good deal of time and effort explaining exactly what a robot is, and you haven't done him or her the courtesy of reading it?
prince: (pic#5568795)

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I skimmed it.
birdhousesoul: (arms crossed)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's hardly the robots' fault if you're lazy.
Edited (ok it's voice and you can't hear the apostrophe BUT I STILL NEEDED TO FIX IT) 2013-01-25 05:08 (UTC)
prince: Arthur looking off to the side, doubting someone's intellgence. (✖ a center for ants)

[personal profile] prince 2013-01-25 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I felt I had the gist.
birchcore: (pic#5294350)

[personal profile] birchcore 2013-01-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Anders? Shut it. You are embarrassing us all.
birdhousesoul: grrface (grr)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2013-01-25 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Your acceptance of Templar authority is embarrassing us all, if we're keeping track of who's embarrassing whom in what way now.
birchcore: (pic#5327933)

[personal profile] birchcore 2013-01-25 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
That was hardly acceptance. But better acceptance than outright murder, I suppose.

It was not the rest of the mages in Kirkwall who blew up the chantry. And yet they were punished, instead of you. Yes, I can see quite clearly that you've always had our rights in mind.
toasterprophet: (wweeelllll...)

anon because that's how he rolls

[personal profile] toasterprophet 2013-01-25 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Your willingness to reach out to our kind is much appreciated, at least by me.

I'm curious - what exactly is implied by the terms "mage" and "magic"? Because at least in my universe, both humans and robots have individuals with special abilities. Oracles, for example, who a god
[ you have no idea how it pains Leoben to say "a" and use a small g here for anonymity's sake ] has granted the ability to see events and patterns in times past, present, and future. Would this be "magic" or would it have a different classification?
birchcore: (Default)

voice!

[personal profile] birchcore 2013-01-25 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what for-sight of that level would be seen as in Thedas, Ser. But mages are-well, people like me. We can control the elements with our spells, or heal the sick and wounded.

[ or use poop to blow up churches. ]

We are ordinary people who happen to be born with power others can't understand. So they are afraid.
toasterprophet: (concerned)

anon still

[personal profile] toasterprophet 2013-01-25 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking for myself, that seems like a terrible injustice. And I'm sorry you've had to go through it.

We're all granted certain abilities, whether spiritual or mental or spiritual or...magical, I guess. It's how we use them, for good or evil, that's important.

But that's just my opinion.
birchcore: (pic#5294370)

voice!

[personal profile] birchcore 2013-01-26 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. It is, but I know I can not force others to change their opinion over-night.

It's an opinion I happen to share as well. Any being can feel, just as any being has the power to kill. It's up to the individual, not the whole to act responsibly and use that power wisely.