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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-06 10:00 pm

( 11 ) text + video ♧ adrenaline moving through my veins spotlight on me and i'm ready to break

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."


[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]


Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]
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[personal profile] growling 2013-01-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well thank god for that.

That she didn't date Neal, I mean. Not that she batted for the other team, though I guess some people would thank god for that too.

So how weird is it managing the aftermath of another you? I can hardly deal with forgetting someone's name after a drunk introduction at a party.
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[personal profile] sexting 2013-01-26 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oddly, not as peculiar as you'd think. Although the little girl Chase did attempt to call me 'miss' at one point, which did not go down terribly well
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[personal profile] growling 2013-01-27 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh. ]

So not a "miss", then?
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[personal profile] sexting 2013-01-27 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not. Did the soapy tit wank comment confuse you
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text; SORRY still semi-hiatused, crawlin through

[personal profile] growling 2013-02-05 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, mostly the previous you being a woman confused me.

But now I have to ask, is there a way to construe "soapy tit wank" as a feminine signifier?
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text; NO WORRIES so am i AND I HOPE YOU LIKED THE NEW BEING HUMAN EP??

[personal profile] sexting 2013-02-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Possession of tits in the first place would be something of a feminine signifier, I think
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text; I SURE DID halhalhal also alex oh man DID YOU

[personal profile] growling 2013-02-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I wasn't sure if simply using the phrase indicated being on the giving or receiving -

actually, you know what, I don't even know your name, and I feel like this conversation is about to cross the boundaries of casual conversations you have with strangers.
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text; I LOVED IT I LOVED IT ALL oh my god the fight scene with lady catherine with the tango music

[personal profile] sexting 2013-02-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Isaac. The other me was Imogen. For all intents and purposes we both go by the name of Cambridge

Knock yourself out with the questions, everyone always does