( 11 ) text + video ♧ adrenaline moving through my veins spotlight on me and i'm ready to break

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"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

Comments

anon text; shhhh moriarty can't get mad if he doesn't use chum

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Horatio? I would hardly befriend that tosser Hamlet. Why anyone would is far beyond me.

anon text; "moriarty can't get mad" watch the show again moran god

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The parties or the pastries, I'd guess.

[ because

danish

shut up neal ]

anon text; wow he doesn't need to you're talking to the moriarty expert right here

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[ You're a dork, Neal. ]

What sort of parties to you imagine a depressing blighter like him is capable of giving?

anon text; HAH ...oh wait you were serious? a w k w a r d

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[ well duh. ]

Lavish ones-- even depressed monarchs like to wane and pine expensively.

anon text; ....c r i e s

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Just because some gloomy bastard is royal don't mean his parties are any good.

anon text; don't worry i'm sure he'll ask you to the big dance moran

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The food will be.

anon text; please make sure he doesn't.

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The food will be tasteless and bland, very much like its host.

anon text; but we got your dress already!!!!!

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So judgmental.

anon text; take it back give it to the wasps

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I'm an honest man. Why, what sort of fool would I be to judge without reason?

anon text; no it's for you

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An honest anonymous man?

anon text; take it back to the tailor

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Do you doubt it?

anon text; no get in the dress motherfucker

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Did I say that?

anon text; no you

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You give off the air of a man who said it internally. To himself.

anon text; NO U

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Do I?

[ neal caffrey: actual toddler. ]

anon text; shhhhh no. u.

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Do you? Well, I suppose you do.

anon text; no. U.

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I'll have to look into that.

anon text; i don't even remember why we're arguing.

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I suppose you will. As quickly as possible.

anon text; your prom dress

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I'll be sure to.

anon text; oh. yeah. take it back.

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I'm fully prepared to wait.

anon text; nope.

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In a hat favored by Old Scratch, I assume?

anon text; yes tho

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