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"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

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FUCK SUBJECT LINES also josh stop caring about his mental health it's... okay nice of you but GOD

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Insulting the moral integrity of a member of the FBI white collar crimes unit-- for shame.

[ neal you're a ci with a tracking anklet and a radius, shut up. ]

laughs at u

[growling]

Excuse the skepticism, but I don't suppose any credentials turned up in your locker at any point.

Besides, isn't the FBI allergic to hipster jokes? [ wait... ] Actually, make that jokes in general.

:| that's what the ship does bro, that's creepy shit

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Actually? I do have my Quantico pen.

[ well. it's peter's quantico pen, originally, but shhhh. neal's now, counts. ]

What can I say? I'm one of a kind.

:)

[growling]

I don't doubt that.

[ He's starting to find your evasive bullshit funny instead of annoying, actually. WE HAVE TO GO BACK. ]

So white collar crimes? Don't tell me - the government pays you to go to Warholian dinner parties.

<3333333333333333333 neal means oh dear

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They're called "stings" when it's legal, but in a nutshell? Yes.

...you don't think your average, polyester tie wearing agent can pass in the classier areas of crime? God, no.

neal......

[growling]

I bet you have a bunch of friends in the department, too.

[ Saying such sweet things about them, and all. ]

Seriously, though. You don't strike me as the government career path type.

:)

[became]

They love me.

...it was something of a. Let's say meandering-- [ ie: crooked ] path.

>:(

[growling]

[ Ooooh ]

Are you saying what I think you're saying? Because that's not even a real thing, that only ever happens in-

[ Movies and TV shows? Says the werewolf chatting to Sulu. ]

... never mind.

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) you're gonna die :) jk ilu :) jk i don't :) JK still gonna die :)

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...no, go on. What do you think I'm saying?

u need to sit down

[growling]

I think you're saying you're a criminal that got recruited to consult for the government, but that's just a popular fictional trope that doesn't really happen in real life.

[ A beat. ]

Actually, maybe it does. I guess that's probably not something they'd publicize.

:) but ilu

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We prefer to be called CI's-- stool pigeon is a little retro, even for me.

[ shut up, asshole. ]

no

[growling]

You do realize I'm obligated to call you a stool pigeon now.

[ you asked for it buddy. ]

you'll love me too :) i promise :)

[became]

Sure, of course. And I get to pick a name for you, right?

[ ...choose wisely josh neal is REALLY GOOD at annoying nicknames ]

OK FINE ilu

[growling]

[ hey as long as it isn't a dog joke right ]

I wasn't aware we were brokering a deal, here, but if you absolutely must.

:))))))) we're going to have so much fun together

[became]

Everything's a deal-- and all right, but remember you said it.