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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-06 10:00 pm

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"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."


[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]


Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]
thefuckinhalf: (are you for fucking real?)

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[personal profile] thefuckinhalf 2013-01-08 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A month off? You think that was some kinda fuckin' vacation?
chambermaid: (around ❧ cautious)

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[personal profile] chambermaid 2013-01-08 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cue the horror and concern. it's only because she hasn't figured out she can read other people's responses neal :| ] They exist on this ship?
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[personal profile] chambermaid 2013-01-12 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
What do they look like?
chambermaid: (sad ❧ pity)

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[personal profile] chambermaid 2013-01-12 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
What manner of beast are they?
chambermaid: (annoyed ❧ a hard day's work)

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[personal profile] chambermaid 2013-01-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Scientists? [ she frowns at that, realizing he maybe he's messing with her. She's heard the word science here, sir. ]
chambermaid: (listen ❧ may I enter?)

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[personal profile] chambermaid 2013-01-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard the word. [ so now she's skeptical of you, sir. ]
thefuckinhalf: (sad)

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[personal profile] thefuckinhalf 2013-01-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, you callous sonofabitch. I guess you didn't have someone you care about in one of those fucking pods all goddamn month. I guess you didn't spend the whole time wonderin' if they were gonna ever wake up.

And I sure as hell bet you can tell me my five-year-old son is just fine now, what with that fancy medical degree you don't got. That there won't be any complications, that he won't get sick and die tomorrow because of it.

Go rot in hell.
thefuckinhalf: (whatchoo got there?)

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[personal profile] thefuckinhalf 2013-01-09 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The apology actually takes her aback a little - expecting more smartassery, definitely. Sara's used to that. She's less used to sincerity.

She's encountered a lot more of it in this place than she had for years back home.]


Yeah, well. [Shit, an actual apology? What does she even do with that?] Think before you open your pie hole next time.

This place was better off without the network, if you ask me.