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[emerges]

[ Well, hey TQ, hope you don't mind this fresh face on the network. She normally sticks to texting because if it looks like a phone and acts like a (kind of sci-fi upgraded) phone, why not use it like one? But she's been going through the other features — slow day on the ship, you know how it is — and after rifling through everything she can easily find on the communicator, she decides to post up a video.

So here's a young, teenaged girl setting the comm in front of her before she sits down cross-legged and twirls a lock of her hair. Alas, it's got less of a bounce than it normally does, but that's what lack of hot rollers on a ship will do. ]

If I write my best essay and promise to stay on my best behavior after, am I allowed to leave Space Detention? I mean, I haven't even gotten to mess around in a library, so this kind of blows.

[ she smiles because she's kind of hoping someone will catch the reference. If not, then well: ] Or are we all waiting for some big, space musical number?

Are there even any boomboxes to hold up outside that red smiley thing's window? If it has one. [ seriously, what is up with that thing. ] Also, I guess it'd have to be this phone thing, since I don't have an iPod anymore.

[ She lets out a very put upon sigh before admitting something you never would have guessed!! clearly!! But it's followed by a smile that's all teeth and too much eyelash batting. ]

Okay, so I'm bored. And I can't really miss anyone who left, since I just got here. [ not even touching whatever's up with the masks. ] You'd think the aliens would be able to hook us up with better movie selections or something.

I don't suppose there's someone on here with something entertaining to do?

Comments

[jurisimpudent]

I presume this "Morgan Freeman" is some celebrity of some sort? Not someone on-board.

[emerges]

If he was on-board, that would be amazing. But yeah, he's a celebrity. You've never heard of him?

[jurisimpudent]

Should I have?

[emerges]

Well, he did kind of play god. It's just a little weird if you have no idea who he is.

[jurisimpudent]

Then there is the problem: I do not watch religious films. And I would not seek to rely on some borrowed gravity from Christianity.

[emerges]

What? Oh no, Bruce Almighty was like a comedy. I guess god was there, but it wasn't really like that.

[jurisimpudent]

...I beg your pardon; there seems to be some fundamental miscommunication here. What was similar to a comedy?

[emerges]

The movie? The one Morgan Freeman played god in.

[jurisimpudent]

So then - All right. If he was playing God facetiously, then how would that give him some authority in this...instruction.

[emerges]

Oh! [ she smiles triumphantly ]

He just has this really really cool and mellow voice. Like it's basically made for announcing all kinds of things. Also, I'm sure someone else has heard of him even if you haven't.

[jurisimpudent]

Well -

[Okay, he sounds a bit miffed now.]

I don't have a bad voice myself, you know, if it's just the voice we're going for.

[emerges]

Well, it's not just the voice. He also kind of looks like everyone's favorite grandfather and no offence, but I have no idea what you look like.

[jurisimpudent]

...Hmph. But you were suggesting him only as the narrator.

asdkj edgeworth :c

[emerges]

To go along with the super flashy video about all this. He gets a cameo role.

[ wait a minute ]

....Are you jealous?

I love these two oh my god

[jurisimpudent]

What? No! That's imbecilic. Why would I be jealous.

[Translation: yes absolutely]

me toooo omg. i want more stupid arguments always??

[emerges]

Because it totally sounds like you're jealous. I can't blame you, Morgan Freeman is pretty hard to beat.

OH MY GOD ME TOO, she is so cute

[jurisimpudent]

I can't be jealous of someone I've never met. Just because he purportedly has an impressive voice.

askjdh a cute pain in the butt Y

[emerges]

Sure you can. And trust me, if you knew who he was, you'd totally understand how much there is to be jealous of.

YYYYYY

[jurisimpudent]

I - Save that I myself am perfectly adequate!

CAN'T GET RID OF HER NOW EDGEY c:

[emerges]

You're trying to defend yourself. Oh my god, that's cute.

C: good 1/2

[jurisimpudent]

Wh -

2/2

[jurisimpudent]

How on earth - What sort of absurd thinking has led you to the conclusion that it's cute? It's not cute; it's truthful!

dfjhskf cackling at this

[emerges]

[ she is on the verge of bursting out laughing ]

Please, it's adorable. You're defending your pride! It's okay, even if you're not camera pretty, I'm sure they can fit you in somewhere.

OH MY GOD LOVE IT

[jurisimpudent]

I - How dare you! I am - perfectly "camera-pretty"! Indeed, I am altogether charismatic!

VIDEO you know what ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS RIGHT

[emerges]

[ this
is
gold

and fyi edgeworth, you now have a blonde teenager trying to hide a grin behind her hand ( very unsuccessfully ) ]

Then you'll have no reason not to prove it, right?