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[ Well, hey TQ, hope you don't mind this fresh face on the network. She normally sticks to texting because if it looks like a phone and acts like a (kind of sci-fi upgraded) phone, why not use it like one? But she's been going through the other features — slow day on the ship, you know how it is — and after rifling through everything she can easily find on the communicator, she decides to post up a video.

So here's a young, teenaged girl setting the comm in front of her before she sits down cross-legged and twirls a lock of her hair. Alas, it's got less of a bounce than it normally does, but that's what lack of hot rollers on a ship will do. ]

If I write my best essay and promise to stay on my best behavior after, am I allowed to leave Space Detention? I mean, I haven't even gotten to mess around in a library, so this kind of blows.

[ she smiles because she's kind of hoping someone will catch the reference. If not, then well: ] Or are we all waiting for some big, space musical number?

Are there even any boomboxes to hold up outside that red smiley thing's window? If it has one. [ seriously, what is up with that thing. ] Also, I guess it'd have to be this phone thing, since I don't have an iPod anymore.

[ She lets out a very put upon sigh before admitting something you never would have guessed!! clearly!! But it's followed by a smile that's all teeth and too much eyelash batting. ]

Okay, so I'm bored. And I can't really miss anyone who left, since I just got here. [ not even touching whatever's up with the masks. ] You'd think the aliens would be able to hook us up with better movie selections or something.

I don't suppose there's someone on here with something entertaining to do?

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I can't be jealous of someone I've never met. Just because he purportedly has an impressive voice.

Sure you can. And trust me, if you knew who he was, you'd totally understand how much there is to be jealous of.

I - Save that I myself am perfectly adequate!

You're trying to defend yourself. Oh my god, that's cute.

Wh -

How on earth - What sort of absurd thinking has led you to the conclusion that it's cute? It's not cute; it's truthful!

[ she is on the verge of bursting out laughing ]

Please, it's adorable. You're defending your pride! It's okay, even if you're not camera pretty, I'm sure they can fit you in somewhere.

I - How dare you! I am - perfectly "camera-pretty"! Indeed, I am altogether charismatic!

[ this
is
gold

and fyi edgeworth, you now have a blonde teenager trying to hide a grin behind her hand ( very unsuccessfully ) ]

Then you'll have no reason not to prove it, right?

[Fine

Fine

Edgeworth switches to video

Furiously and fiercely

To reveal....

Actually a pretty good-looking 20-year-old kid.]

I...there! Is that sufficient?

[ well

well

well

to be fair, she wasn't actually expecting for him to comply so there's a moment where she's taken back and she just stares. it also doesn't help that he's way younger looking than he presents himself and woah, okay, not bad on the eyes.

and then that grin is back because this is still a little bit ridiculous and funny because he's so riled up about it. ]

I guess I was totally wrong. You're pretty camera-adorable.

[Aaaand the adorability isn't really helped by the way he rears back and splutters and blushes in embarrassment. He, of course, would term it a manly flush of outrage, but a rose by any other name would be as cute.]

I am - Madam, you will take that back this instant!

What? It was a compliment! I thought that's what you wanted to hear.

[ "manly flush" or blushing over being called adorable. it might've been a mistake turning on the video because now she'll never let him hear the end of it. ]

Would you rather I call you ugly?

I'd much sooner be ugly than adorable, yes! You - do not call a man "adorable"!

Woah, hey, I didn't mean to hurt your man pride. There's nothing wrong with being called adorable. Or do you prefer cute?

Both of them are completely off the table.

It's a little too soon for me to be calling you anything else. We just met.

Then don't comment at all.

[But - ]

And I see nothing wrong with "handsome," if you insist on going that route.

You totally asked for it. And someone's confident, I see. I think I get to decide what I call you.

I am not confident, I'm merely pointing out - that is a more dignified term.

I'm going to stick with what I already said, thanks.

Look - what's wrong with handsome? It's a perfectly neutral term to express approval of my appearance.

There's nothing wrong with handsome, but I always think of like Johnny Depp. [ oops that wasn't supposed to come off as so backhanded ]

I don't know who that is, either.

...I have to stop forgetting about that. But they have to have celebrities wherever you're from right?

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jurisimpudent - 2013-01-11 20:59 (UTC) - Expand

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OH MY GOD ME TOO, she is so cute

askjdh a cute pain in the butt Y

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CAN'T GET RID OF HER NOW EDGEY c:

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dfjhskf cackling at this

OH MY GOD LOVE IT

VIDEO you know what ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS RIGHT

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video I have a feeling that he would lose against the she-wolf

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