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[ Well, hey TQ, hope you don't mind this fresh face on the network. She normally sticks to texting because if it looks like a phone and acts like a (kind of sci-fi upgraded) phone, why not use it like one? But she's been going through the other features — slow day on the ship, you know how it is — and after rifling through everything she can easily find on the communicator, she decides to post up a video.

So here's a young, teenaged girl setting the comm in front of her before she sits down cross-legged and twirls a lock of her hair. Alas, it's got less of a bounce than it normally does, but that's what lack of hot rollers on a ship will do. ]

If I write my best essay and promise to stay on my best behavior after, am I allowed to leave Space Detention? I mean, I haven't even gotten to mess around in a library, so this kind of blows.

[ she smiles because she's kind of hoping someone will catch the reference. If not, then well: ] Or are we all waiting for some big, space musical number?

Are there even any boomboxes to hold up outside that red smiley thing's window? If it has one. [ seriously, what is up with that thing. ] Also, I guess it'd have to be this phone thing, since I don't have an iPod anymore.

[ She lets out a very put upon sigh before admitting something you never would have guessed!! clearly!! But it's followed by a smile that's all teeth and too much eyelash batting. ]

Okay, so I'm bored. And I can't really miss anyone who left, since I just got here. [ not even touching whatever's up with the masks. ] You'd think the aliens would be able to hook us up with better movie selections or something.

I don't suppose there's someone on here with something entertaining to do?

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[abrahamic]

[ we're the bastion of maturity in the face of pimples. ]

i'm p sure your hobbit friends are looking for you too, keep an eye out.
...alien santa is not a good idea. in fact, alien santa's probably smiley.
DAMMIT ERICA, THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED.

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let me know when you see them with your other imaginary friends k?

hey, hey, all i was talking about was what i wanted to get here. you're the one who brought in that creepy smiley thing. if we all die, i'm totally blaming you!!

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[abrahamic]

excuse you, we actually have frodo on board :(!
you're the one talking about alien santa, who else in space is creepy, watching everyone and has a red motif???

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are you sure he's not just a really enthusiastic fan?

santa doesn't have to be creepy but oh my god i'm not getting any sleep tonight thanks.

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[abrahamic]

no one sleeps tonight
NO ONE AND YOU ARE GUILTY OF THIS TOO.
also he's like four feet tall, either he's a midget with large feet or an actual hobbit, idk.

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NO I'M NOT JESUS ISAAC THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES

.....ok if that's legit forget everything else i have to meet this guy.

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[abrahamic]

find him yourself, don't forget to ask for flowers when you get married
also
:(!

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eww i am not marrying a lord of the rings ok. maybe you should do it

omg stop that

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[abrahamic]

you're not marrying sauron, just frodo, you'll make tiny wolfkids. you can do it erica!
wait what the fuck change my font back !!

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oh my god stop you're grossing me out

HAH serves you right :)

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everyone's going to think you're smiley now

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[abrahamic]

DISOWNING YOU TBH
go play in front of a shuttle, see if i care
what did i do, help me turn it b

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[abrahamic]

there

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[abrahamic]

let's never do that again.

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oh whatever you're not even my real mom

text 2/3 ftr

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▹ hey isaac

▹ heyyyyyy isaac

▹ heeeeeey

anon text

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ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｐｌａｙ ａ ｇａｍｅ

text what happened to this thread

[abrahamic]

I AM GOING TO SCALP YOUR BLOND HEAD, ERICA REYES.
DO YOU WANT A WHEELCHAIR

anon text i DONT EVEN KNOW IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE

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text i have no regrets tho ALL THE POP CULTURE REFS

[abrahamic]

here's a tip when going anon: don't do it right after you talk to someone
esp if you're anoning at the same someone
who taught you math, jfc

anon text YOLO 1/3

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[ SHHH she really is the worst at this okay no one properly introduced her to the art of internet trolling ]

you can't prove it

this could be an entirely different person

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wow isaac who the hell are you talking to?

anon text LETS KICK IT OLD SCHOOL

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text also note to self: introduce erica to 4chan one day maybe

[abrahamic]

i'm talking to my therapist
about staring stanley
i see dead people, erica

anon text she'll introduce him to tumblr and ~space hipsters~

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