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[ Well, hey TQ, hope you don't mind this fresh face on the network. She normally sticks to texting because if it looks like a phone and acts like a (kind of sci-fi upgraded) phone, why not use it like one? But she's been going through the other features — slow day on the ship, you know how it is — and after rifling through everything she can easily find on the communicator, she decides to post up a video.

So here's a young, teenaged girl setting the comm in front of her before she sits down cross-legged and twirls a lock of her hair. Alas, it's got less of a bounce than it normally does, but that's what lack of hot rollers on a ship will do. ]

If I write my best essay and promise to stay on my best behavior after, am I allowed to leave Space Detention? I mean, I haven't even gotten to mess around in a library, so this kind of blows.

[ she smiles because she's kind of hoping someone will catch the reference. If not, then well: ] Or are we all waiting for some big, space musical number?

Are there even any boomboxes to hold up outside that red smiley thing's window? If it has one. [ seriously, what is up with that thing. ] Also, I guess it'd have to be this phone thing, since I don't have an iPod anymore.

[ She lets out a very put upon sigh before admitting something you never would have guessed!! clearly!! But it's followed by a smile that's all teeth and too much eyelash batting. ]

Okay, so I'm bored. And I can't really miss anyone who left, since I just got here. [ not even touching whatever's up with the masks. ] You'd think the aliens would be able to hook us up with better movie selections or something.

I don't suppose there's someone on here with something entertaining to do?

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anon text

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no idea

there isn't exactly a dummy's guide for this kind of stuff

anon text

[abrahamic]

i think we can find mj on the ship, we could test this.
only this is such a monumentally bad idea.
y/n?

anon text

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yyyyyyyyyep





but we should do it anyways

anon text; all aboard the bad life choices train whoo

[abrahamic]

cool we just have to find someone who knows where we can get any.
we're probably gonna have to sniff it out though, we can't exactly ask people. derek would know.

anon text; at least it's the non-lethal bad life choices?

[emerges]

shit, derek can see this too

[ she just doesn't want any lectures or mr alpha projecting his own unresolved teenagery feelings :c ]

anon text; this is debatable in terms of mortality, lbr

[abrahamic]

[ ...shit oh shit, wow they should have seen this coming like ages ago why. isaac doesn't want a fatherly lecture for a myriad of reasons, too. ]

we haven't done anything yet!!!

anon text; they'll live unless derek murders them

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and we totally won't

at all

ever

[ there that should clear them for alpha man in case he even happens to glance this way. they should really just talk about these things in person. ]

anon text; is this still a possibility, can their alpha airlock them both

[abrahamic]

we're just discussing bad ideas because you know
AWARENESS
we're totally drug-free and safe

[ teenagers will always be teenagers, even lycanthropy can't cure them of this, turns out. erica he's just going to cry into your hair later. ]

anon text; it was nice being pack while it lasted!!

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totally
hugs, not drugs right
we could even start a campaign here

[ lbr, this is basically them getting the chance to be ~normal~ teenagers without imminent death. also, there there isaac don't ruin her hair product. just sit and tell erica all about it. ]

anon text; FARE THEE WELL, NICE TO KNOW YA

[abrahamic]

man i hope the network doesn't have a pingback system
otherwise we're kinda boned

[ he'll just cry on your leather jacket instead, how's that? all the other teens are doing bong hits, they're doing aconite-laced arrows and whatnot. oh joyyyyy. ]

anon text; ALAS POOR YORRICK

[emerges]

...nothing so far

i think we're in the clear

[ talk about living life on the edge ]

anon text; ...who is yorrick, educate me

[abrahamic]

and then derek will melt out from the shadows when we're not looking.
i will miss you. :(

[ these young werewolves, so adventurous! ]

anon text; ...yorick* oops. and also, hamlet line?

[emerges]

hey, don't pin this on me dude

i'm innocent

anon text; ...oh shakespeare it has been years since we battled

[abrahamic]

your butt is as innocent as my ass
stop leaving me out to dry :c!

anon text; ....not long enough for me tbh

[emerges]

don't compare me to your ass
i'm like 100% less flat than it is

anon text; erica don't kill isaac

[abrahamic]

yeah well you're growing horizontally

anon text; 1/2

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[ isaac no

isaac you dummy ]

anon text

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are you saying i've gained weight

anon text 1/?

[abrahamic]

well

anon text

[abrahamic]

idk

anon text /done

[abrahamic]

can you still fit through the door

anon text; ACTUAL WORST S;DKFJSD (1/5)

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[ also privated even though anon etc etc however it works ]

out of the pack

anon text

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begone

anon text

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good bye

anon text

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also i'm not talking to you