ataraxion | 003. text; Sebastian Moran just can't catch a break

[ A certain muttonchopped Colonel has managed to "misplace" his communicator, and a certain consulting detective is more than happy to have himself a bit of fun while he's got hold of it — which is why this message comes attached with Sebastian Moran's numbers. ]

I heard the most hilarious joke today, chums, and thought I might share.

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat after escaping from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. The genie said it would grant them just one wish.

Without giving much thought to it one man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the whole bloody ocean turned into the finest brew the men would ever taste. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

The second Irishman man looked disgustedly at the first whose wish had been granted. After a long, tense moment, he shouted, "Nice going, idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

You see, the joke is funny because Irishmen are idiots.

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Begging your fucking pardon?

Too hard for you to grasp, chum?

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Easy enough, I'd say. You're a sassy piece of shit, eh?

Don't take it too personally. You can't help what mudpit you were born in, after all. My condolences.

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video; later when he's gotten his comm back u g h sherlock

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Unfunny.

Leave it to a lawyer to have no sense of humor.

And leave it to a violence-crazed maniac to tell something so utterly in poor taste.

Leave it to a Yank to get up in arms over nothing.

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Have to say, I've heard better.

[ Oh haha, let's see if you can figure this one out, shall we? ]

I'm sure you've heard some rather colorful anecdotes with your time in the service, old chap.

[ wow rude. have a pause though, this is a thing that makes him suspicious. ]

Couldn't tell you.

[ You're off to a bad start, John. Here, he'll make this easy for you. ]

Not a one? I thought Afghanistan had enough ruckus for a few good stories.

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A bit immature for my tastes.

What could possibly be immature about a bit of proper humour?

A laugh at someone else's expense is more cruel than humourous. Did your mum never teach you that?

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My, my. Aren't we ruffling feathers today.

[ Let's see how clever you are, Miss Adler. ]

Just trying to lighten the mood. I can't help who takes a joke personally, now can I?

I'd never found you to be the joking sort, Mister Moran.

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Do you know this cock.

One way or another, I'm afraid I do.

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Decidedly not.

Trying to contain the damage?

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video; nm nm how are ur muttonchops

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video; o they're p good. still intact.

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video; for now

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[ HE'S TALKING TO NO ONE ISN'T HE ]

Very clever, old chap, but that one's older than Queen Vicky herself. I'm certain I first heard it well before I could even stand. And I'll thank you to keep your opinions to yourself. Hard working group of individuals, the Irish. No doubt they'd find someplace else to piss.

You've certainly made yourself a few friends, haven't you?

Quite the contrary. Most of those who replied were none to happy with me already.

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text; locked; ....I CAN'T PPL WILL BE MAD.

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