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ataraxion2012-11-17 07:44 pm
abductivereasoning) wrote in ataraxion2012-11-17 07:44 pm
003. text; Sebastian Moran just can't catch a break
[ A certain muttonchopped Colonel has managed to "misplace" his communicator, and a certain consulting detective is more than happy to have himself a bit of fun while he's got hold of it — which is why this message comes attached with Sebastian Moran's numbers. ]
I heard the most hilarious joke today, chums, and thought I might share.
Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat after escaping from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. The genie said it would grant them just one wish.
Without giving much thought to it one man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the whole bloody ocean turned into the finest brew the men would ever taste. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
The second Irishman man looked disgustedly at the first whose wish had been granted. After a long, tense moment, he shouted, "Nice going, idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
You see, the joke is funny because Irishmen are idiots.
I heard the most hilarious joke today, chums, and thought I might share.
Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat after escaping from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. The genie said it would grant them just one wish.
Without giving much thought to it one man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the whole bloody ocean turned into the finest brew the men would ever taste. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
The second Irishman man looked disgustedly at the first whose wish had been granted. After a long, tense moment, he shouted, "Nice going, idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
You see, the joke is funny because Irishmen are idiots.