he started bird dicking first??? nothing makes sense! i don't want to hear about it! the weather is very nice today! i don't know, we don't have weather! but if we did, it would be NICE!
not BIRD DICKS! bluh bluh bluh!!! i guess... i guess i like being with my friends and watching movies and having fun. also magic tricks! that are without any bird dicks. oh god, why do i keep saying that. i like video games, too. but i mostly watch movies and stuff. what do you like?
i know you're really interested in that stuff! but dave isn't available! he is off the market! i used to have a diagram and everything, he marries jade! and don't let him seduce you with his feathery charm! i know it's hard to resist, but you can't date his bird butt!!! and i am a little disturbed that you want to! stop bringing up his thing, i don't want to think about it!!!
oh, wow, that's really a coincidence! i am interested in almost none of those things! that is so awesome, we were totally meant to be great buddies. when you say body modification, do you mean you want to put a bird dick on yourself? because i really would not recommend it, because it is a bird dick.
[ John, meet Aberdeen. Hopefully the metal in her face is explanation enough as far as body modification is concerned. When she speaks she sounds vaguely scottish; her voice is straight-forward and even. ]
Now which one of us can't shut up about bird dicks?
Some nicknames are given to us. Others, we give. But I gave that one to myself! I think it'll catch on, because it is very catchy, and easy to remember.
Soon, people will be calling me Super Cool Awesome Guy Person! It is very exciting.
For a very cool guy! [ *double pistols and a wink* wait wrong character ]
It's easier to say than John, but you can call me John, too. But there's a lot of Johns, so you might have to say that you're looking for Super Awesome Cool Duper John.
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nothing makes sense!
i don't want to hear about it!
the weather is very nice today!
i don't know, we don't have weather!
but if we did, it would be NICE!
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tell me something you do like.
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bluh bluh bluh!!!
i guess...
i guess i like being with my friends and watching movies and having fun.
also magic tricks!
that are without any bird dicks.
oh god, why do i keep saying that.
i like video games, too.
but i mostly watch movies and stuff.
what do you like?
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[ Look, John, she's trolling you. That's clearly a good sign. ]
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but dave isn't available!
he is off the market!
i used to have a diagram and everything, he marries jade!
and don't let him seduce you with his feathery charm!
i know it's hard to resist, but you can't date his bird butt!!!
and i am a little disturbed that you want to!
stop bringing up his thing, i don't want to think about it!!!
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body modification.
linguistics.
computers.
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i am interested in almost none of those things!
that is so awesome, we were totally meant to be great buddies.
when you say body modification, do you mean you want to put a bird dick on yourself?
because i really would not recommend it, because it is a bird dick.
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Now which one of us can't shut up about bird dicks?
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I think we should never talk about bird dicks ever again. Either one of us. Not at all.
But you look really nice!
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Tell Orange that.
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Bird-dick Dave. Orange.
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His name is Dave. You can call him Poodles! But he has a name. And a nickname. That has nothing to do with that!
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Poodles.
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Are you really good at computering stuff? I tinkered around with some of it, too, except it was pretty hard!
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Why 'Poodles'?
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He really likes it, and since I am a very good friend, I decided to share! Since I am a very good friend.
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No nicknames.
[ Rule number one, John. ]
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But I guess that means I can't get you to call me Super Amazing Awesome Guy, huh. That is my nickname. It is short for John.
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[ Didn't you. ]
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Soon, people will be calling me Super Cool Awesome Guy Person! It is very exciting.
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A lot of syllables.
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It's easier to say than John, but you can call me John, too. But there's a lot of Johns, so you might have to say that you're looking for Super Awesome Cool Duper John.
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You can be 'the' John.
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