functioningperfectly: (i know that i am different now)
HAL 9000 ([personal profile] functioningperfectly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-18 09:35 pm

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[Hello, Tranquility! I hope you enjoy pleasant AI-turned-human conversation, because that's what you're getting.]

Hello, Tranquility. My name is HAL 9000, and I am a former Artificial Intelligence who was given a human body as of the last jump. I am aware of there being a few others in a similar situation as me, but I thought it would be appropriate to extend a greeting to anyone who is new to the ship and this situation. If you have recently found yourself in a humanoid body where before you were a robot, an animal, or a computer, please do not be alarmed. You are not alone on this ship or in this situation.

[He considers something for a moment before continuing.] Dr. John Watson had been helping those of us who were transplanted into humanoid bodies before this most recent jump, and assuming he is still willing to counsel non-humanoid persons, I think it would be a good idea to speak with him.

Though I am by no means accustomed to this body yet, I will also gladly help wherever I can, if anyone finds themselves in need of assistance.

[Pause. Another smile.] Thank you for your time.
france: (♥ ⇶ [ VIVA ] coloured blazed like)

how could you mind all these frenchness you just can't it's not possible

[personal profile] france 2012-02-08 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. ] Of course! It is my job to inform people of their beauty, as I am the most beautiful of them all, so who better to judge? [ His ego is so in check. What are you even talking abut. ]

Me? I am France. France or Francis Bonnefoy, it is your choice.