(no subject)

[enforced]

It seems we're all in the same predicament. I read the information provided, and thought it best if I introduce myself. My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi, I'm a Jedi Padawan. I'm seeking any who are familiar with my order.

There is another Jedi here, I can sense them - if you can hear me, my Master is Qui-Gon Jinn. I'm hoping you're familiar with him, at least.

Comments

not here;

[fraud]

[ nopenopenopenope not ruining this series too ]

not here;

[lawyer]

[harvey will kill you with your own skinny tie if you do]

voice; ohmagahd

[coffeeking]

[whaaaaaat no waaayyyy]

Define "familiar."

[Ianto shut up, what are you doing, you've been so respectful of the fourth wall so far...]

voice; IANTO

[enforced]

Are you from my....universe?

[World isn't gonna cut it]

text. torchwood encryption 100%

[ex_sorted385]

RIGHT???

[ video ]

[psychometry]

[ somewhere, deep in the depths of the Tranquility's vaulted corridors Quinlan rips the mask from his face and fumbles for his communicator in one swift movement, thumbing the camera function in to life as he stares in manic disbelief at the video feed. He'd seen too many ghosts of Jedi he'd once known recently - Aayla, Tholme and, worst of all, Shylar - but none of them had used the network. None of them had talked. ]

...Obi-Wan.

[ Beneath the sweat on his brow and the scars that line his face it's still Quinlan - admittedly, not as Obi-Wan would know him. The unmistakable facial tattoo is still there, ever present, but the expression on his features is hard and suspicious. ]

What do you mean - padawan?

[ video ]

[enforced]

[Aha, that voice is familiar and so is that...

Why does he look so much older? So suspicious?]

Do you need a definition, Quinlan?

[comment not here]

[yardbird]

[Because jhdfkd nope, NOPE, Murphy can't handle this level of meta right now.]

voice|

[entrapments]

Dude.

voice|

[enforced]

[Not a language he knows.]

Hello.

voice| private to hayley

[dirtyword]

He's--

He's a jedi, doll. A real jedi.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Oh no senpai]

Sir, I did forget to warn you...You might get some strange reactions.

[voice]

[enforced]

I've noticed.

video;

[goldshirt]

Welcome aboard, Obi-Wan.

I'm not from your universe, but I've met a few Jedi in my time here. [he smiles] And from the sound of it, I think I should warn you about the alternate universes on board.

video;

[enforced]

What were their names?

video;

[suddenlycaptain]

[ From somewhere in the shuttle bay with her hands buried in wires, but still. ]

Settling in okay?

video;

[enforced]

I've spent all my time since the Jump with your shuttles, Captain.

[deadandred]

'Fraid I can't help ya there, fella. Never heard of 'em.

Then again, I haven't heard of a lotta things on this ship.

[enforced]

This isn't like any vessel I've been on, either.

voice. so you can't see her hiding her face and flailing.

[ex_sorted385]

[ OH. MY. GOD.

The transmission actually begins with a few seconds of silence as Tosh does some deep breathing to control the excited fangirl inside. ]

Um. I haven't met any other Jedi here yet, but that doesn't mean anything. Obviously, since you already said you can sense them and you know one's here. So that's...really not helpful at all, is it?

Right. So. I work in Communications, I could keep an eye out for you?

[ Tosh is great at first impressions. ]

voice. soooob

[enforced]

What kind of communications have your received?

( video )

[faithlessly]

[ ....if dean thought his brain had broken before, this definitely takes the damage to a whole new level. ]

No way.

[ yup, it's another one of these. and with staring. ]

( video )

[enforced]

No way...what?

NOT HERE

[anomalies]

[ OH MY GOD not he's not even going to he's just gonna—nope, he's—help. ]

NOT HERE

[coffeeking]

[BAIL OUT. BAIL OUT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.]

video;

[talkstoengines]

[Have a big, bright smile, Obi-Wan.]

Nice to meetcha! I don't know anything about any jed-eyes, though, sorry. My name's Kaylee. You settlin' in okay? Some folks around here aren't used to bein' in the black.

video;

[enforced]

[Oh. Outer Rim, is his first thought, but she seems very friendly]

Do you mean space? I've spent a fair share of my time in it lately.

audio;

[dirtyword]

[ !!!!

holy shit. ]

Uh. S'nice to meet you.

[ HOLY SHIIIIIIT ]

audio;

[enforced]

I haven't gotten your name, we haven't actually met yet.

video;

[golemized]

What is a Jedi?

[ asks the talking statue... ]

video;

[enforced]

[That doesn't actually bother him. A number of life-forms in the galaxy are similar to her.]

We're an order of peacekeepers.

video.

[verylittlesugar]

[ Have a curious little girl in braids staring at you, trying to puzzle out the unfamiliar terms in your transmission. ]

What is a Jedi Padawan? [ She says the syllables carefully, as if speaking a foreign language. ]

: video.

[enforced]

An apprentice Jedi. We're peacekeepers and diplomats.

[leaps]

I hear you're part of Flight Crew.

[ jedi schmedi sulu has priorities here. ]

[enforced]

Carolyn is a very determined woman.

video;

[growling]

You've got to be kidding me.

[ HE CAN'T HANDLE THIS PRESSURE how is he supposed to not talk about Star Trek or Star Wars you absolute bastards ]

video;

[enforced]

No.