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[ Abby's kept clear of the network despite having been on Tranquility for a month - partly because being social on a death ship wasn't her first priority, partly because most of her questions could be easily answered by Connor.

But if there's anything that can make her come out of her shell, it's animals. Animals and dinosaurs, which apparently exist here (at least the one does). The feed opens on her face, but the gardens are easily visible behind her. ]

This is Abby Maitland with the theoretical zoology department. [ She sounds only mildly aggrieved, mostly friendly. ]

Is there an official system for tracking the animals loose in the gardens? The ecosystem has managed fine thus far, but we might want to be more careful about interfering with it unchecked. I'm not even sure what some of these animals are eating. [ Hello, Myfanwy. ]

Enclosures might not be a bad idea either. I hate to lock anything up, but it would be in everyone's best interest if we can easily find them during emergencies - theirs included.

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You're besmirching my good name before I even have a chance to say hello to her.

[ tony that's not a denial. ]

I'm a speaker of great truths, don't even try.

I will try whenever I want to thank you very much. You didn't have to phrase it that way.

Did too.

Did not. You just wanted to make everything seem way worse than it is. Drama queen.

...pot or-- no actually, you know what? Nope. I'm not the pot or the kettle, you are too much drama for one kitchen appliance to hold.

I don't know, I think a fridge might be able to hold it. Which makes you the pot in this. [ see it's funny because you smoke it jenna. ]

How long did that one take you? [ hah hah tony. ]

I've had it saved up for a while. Just waiting for the perfect time to use it. I personal think that might have been the right time, don't you think?

[ you lauve him jenna. ]

Geek.

[ she really does. ]

We're not starting that again. Because last time it ended in Kayne and Ke$ha.

[ a beat. ]

Try not to massacre my name too much if I leave you without adult supervision.

[ hahahaha tony you're not an adult tho. ]

...you're hiding Pepper behind you? Because I know you don't mean you.

[ jenna gtfo. ]

You know I mean me. Technically older than her.

[ a beat. ]

I can have her back me up here.

Age ain't nothing but a number.

...cannot.

Keep saying things like that and I'm going to spread rumors about you only going after older men.

[ tony no. ]

Can too.

There's only one older man for me, thanks, but go right ahead.

Can't. [ sing-song, there. ]

I'd say I could give him a run for his money, but I'd probably wake up with a bullet in my ass if I did.

[ sing-song right back. ] Can.

Nah, I'm over my bad boy phase. Now I like history nerds with scruffy faces.

Can't.

But scruff is gross. Tell him to go big and grow it out fully or go home.

Can.

Mmmm, stubble burn.

[ jenna stop it you utter dork. ]

Can't.

I think I feel my lunch coming up.

[ tony stop encouraging this. ]

Can times infinity.

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Can't be that good a name if it's so easily besmirched.

[ You can hear the smile in her voice, though - don't worry, Tony, she doesn't hate you yet. ]

Tell that to Robb. Chapel already spilled his beans, but in case it wasn't obvious, I'm the Stark part of the equation.

[ Well see, that's good. He likes that. He likes having Connor around too, so please don't take him away, Abby. :C ]

We haven't blown anything up, and really they're the ones who built the particle accelerator without talking to me about it first. [ tony why do you sound like you're pouting about that. why are you even. ]

Stark? You wouldn't happen to own a direwolf, would you?

[ Starks come with wolves, it's what she's been told. ]

And I'm glad to hear you haven't blown anything up - [ there's an unsaid yet there- ] But please try to exercise caution in the future.

It's difficult to run away from explosions when there are no emergency exits. [ Still good-natured, but there's a serious implication there. You guys screw up, you take us all down with you. Abby's slightly wary of the mad science - she's got her reasons. ]

Nah, I am regrettably one of two Starks who don't get to have a direwolf. I asked for one a few jumps back, but apparently no one wants to let me have one. Despite the status.

[ No, really, he's lying about being a "Stark" Stark but can't he have one too? :( ]

At most I may accidentally create a small explosion that I can control one hundred percent. [ The longest pause ever. ] I'm not dumb enough to have huge explosions in a confined space. Or even to really want them.

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