jurisimpudent: (sad)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] jurisimpudent) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-11-02 02:27 pm

[voice]

[The broadcast is audio only, and the voice that comes across is quiet and more than a little bit ragged. But he speaks evenly.]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

These past days have been chaotic, and as such it has been easy to lose track of time; however, it must be remembered that in spite of everything that has happened we have received no indication that the jump will not go forward as scheduled. It will occur in five days. Please bear this impending deadline in mind; there will be more reminders as we approach the event, but be sure that you are prepared.

I manage a service, in which I recommend that all individuals on board to take part. It is a "buddy system," in which you are assigned someone to check to ensure that you have made it safely to the jump. For more details, please inquire here.

Additionally, if any are interested in joining the security force, please speak with me; I should be glad to direct you the right way.

[A slight pause. He's searching frantically for distraction, but this isn't enough - so he adds more.]

What languages does everyone speak? I should like to find a conversational partner; my skills are becoming rusty.

[And:]

I should also like someone with whom I might be able to discuss certain aspects of physics.

[And then another pause, and then quietly:]

Quite.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ you didn't know that huh? ❞ ❝ ...i)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-15 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...you don't flirt a lot, huh?

[ oh topher it's kind of adorable. sad, but adorable. ]

Don't worry, there's not even an emotional bruise.
andblockbuster: (One group took refracted light.)

[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-11-15 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not often and not very well. Jake thinks I ought to have women falling all over me, but I think this proves why I don't.

My charm offensive is mostly just offensive, but... That's good to know.
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ why do you have so many guns? ❞)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-15 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you tried not responding with silence when people hit on you? I find that helps.
andblockbuster: (Just press two for awhile.)

[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-11-16 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I was caught off-guard! You played dirty and disarmed me with that... incredibly random non-sequitur.
unparental: ( ѕтaιrcaѕewιт ) (❝ when we started we were teddy)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-17 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.