[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[The broadcast is audio only, and the voice that comes across is quiet and more than a little bit ragged. But he speaks evenly.]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

These past days have been chaotic, and as such it has been easy to lose track of time; however, it must be remembered that in spite of everything that has happened we have received no indication that the jump will not go forward as scheduled. It will occur in five days. Please bear this impending deadline in mind; there will be more reminders as we approach the event, but be sure that you are prepared.

I manage a service, in which I recommend that all individuals on board to take part. It is a "buddy system," in which you are assigned someone to check to ensure that you have made it safely to the jump. For more details, please inquire here.

Additionally, if any are interested in joining the security force, please speak with me; I should be glad to direct you the right way.

[A slight pause. He's searching frantically for distraction, but this isn't enough - so he adds more.]

What languages does everyone speak? I should like to find a conversational partner; my skills are becoming rusty.

[And:]

I should also like someone with whom I might be able to discuss certain aspects of physics.

[And then another pause, and then quietly:]

Quite.

Comments

[jurisimpudent]

Fine. What was it?

[unparental]

"I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because this is how we do it."

[jurisimpudent]

...What does that even mean?

[unparental]

Questions after the repeat after me portion of tonight's event.

[jurisimpudent]

"I'm...somewhat buzzed and it is because this is how we do this."

[unparental]

Ahem.

[jurisimpudent]

What!

[unparental]

If I promise to do something you want to do after, can I bribe you into fun?

[jurisimpudent]

I was - I repeated it! I did it, just then!

[unparental]

You said 'somewhat', I can probably figure out how to play it back.

[jurisimpudent]

...It was close.

[unparental]

Okay, okay. I'll let it go, because you are indulging me.

Okay, now: "South Central does it like nobody does."

[jurisimpudent]

How many must I do!

[unparental]

That was barely two sentences.

[jurisimpudent]

The issue isn't the length.

[unparental]

Two law at the table dinners.

Jenna distracts herself from terrible law talk by making out with some guy

[jurisimpudent]

...Fine. Repeat it.

PRETTY MUCH

[unparental]

"South Central does it like nobody does."

[jurisimpudent]

"South Central does it like nobody does."

[unparental]

"To all my neighbors you got much flavor."

[jurisimpudent]

I...

[Hrngh.]

"To all of my neighbors you have...much flavor."

[unparental]

Okay, last bit-- promise.

"Let's flip the track bring the old school back."

[jurisimpudent]

"Let's flip the track to bring the old school back."

[unparental]

Now you speak at least partial, broken MTV. Like pidgin MTV.

...all right, now you.

[jurisimpudent]

[He's cut off before the snark even makes it past his throat, surprised by that.]

Now I...?