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Japan ([personal profile] fourseasons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-18 07:22 pm

[ Video ]

[The video comes on to show... well. It’s hard to see just yet with how Japan keeps shifting. But he eventually straightens himself and angles the communicator towards himself and Netherlands, who are squashed together awkwardly on a couch, Netherlands obviously attempting to stay perfectly still as he smokes. Japan gives Netherlands a certain sort of look (probably meaning to express “It’s on!”) before addressing the camera again.]

Ah, hello to those who are seeing this. I am Japan. [He even gives a little bow of his head to the camera before looking to Holland with clear expectation.]

[Netherlands, for his part, barely inclines his head - that’s all he’s willing to do at the moment.]

...Hm. [Japan seems to realize this with a sort of troubled face and just faces the camera again.] And this is Holland-san.

[Netherlands abruptly straightens up at that, throwing over a flustered glance as he huffs.]

Introductions are only polite... [Another look from Japan, this one almost scolding.]

[A low mumble that’s lost to anyone other than Japan, and he relents.] Yeah. I’m the Netherlands. [That’s really all he wants to say.]

Ah, so, forgive me if this message is rather unorganized, as we are still doing our best to find a way to deal with such a thing, but it seems that this sort of situation is--

We wanna know what the hell is goin’ on, here.

[Japan visibly stiffens at that, whirling his head to stare at Holland. How blunt... He’s obviously a bit... offended.]

[Netherlands shoots him a small look out of the corner of his eye - what?]

I suppose if it must be put in such a way... [He glances away from Holland with an exaggerated sigh.] Yes, we would like to know such a thing.

An’ if there are ashtrays here.

...Thank you in advance. [Japan’s looking just plain flustered by now, but he shuts off the feed to end that.]
handelaar: (moving along now)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-19 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. That guy's here, huh. An' no, he's not.

[He kind of grumbles to himself, something about New Amsterdam and bullheaded Englishmen who can't raise kids for shit, then sits back up when he's hit with an idea.]

When's he from?
sermonize: (7)

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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-20 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ welp. he can change to video as well. ]

When? Does something like that make that great of a difference?
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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-20 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Everyone's already seen him, he figures he may as well. And texting with huge hands is a pain in the ass.]

Yeah. He was less annoyin' as a kid.

[Though just from that he's guessing that the America here isn't a kid.]
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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-20 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You have known him for that long?
handelaar: (and what's it to me)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ever heard of New Amsterdam?
handelaar: (just gonna pout over here in the corner)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs at that and reminds himself, again, that he's in space or whatever.]

Guess not, if you're - [A troll, was it?] Uh, well. I've known him a few centuries, yeah.
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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-20 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A troll. [ he can finish that with a smile, thank you. ]

Ah, that is not too terribly long.

[ considering some trolls live for... Uh. Thousands of years? ]
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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. Glad all of ya aren't crazy, then.

[A short nod.]

He's young.

[Some nations do too, he's well over a thousand at least.]
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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Apologies. The others here are merely children.
handelaar: (so you knew)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-21 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
So're some of the countries here. [He gives a small roll of his eyes at that.] Just don't look like it.

[A beat - ]

Y'take longer than humans to age, then.
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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
How can you tell? With countries, that is.

At least with trolls, if you see that their gray iris has filled in with color, you know that they have reached adulthood. Now some live longer than others, but we reach the initial stage of adulthood at the same time.
handelaar: (...this is an important matter)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I meant - some of 'em act like kids, when they're too old for that shit. But it's hard t' tell. [He shrugs.] If there's information on Earth here, you could look it up.

Yeah? How old is that.
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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-21 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I believe something like that is a universal constant.

[ a chuckle. even adult trolls act like grubs from time to time. ]

Hmm. Between eight and nine.
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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-21 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. [It's a grunt of agreement, but he doesn't have much to add to that - it's sad but true. Instead he kind of muses aloud.] Eight an' nine...guess your years last longer'n ours.

[Suddenly his attention snaps back.]

Y'seem like you're familiar with the place.
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[personal profile] sermonize 2012-01-22 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
A little over twice as long.

It is hard to say how long I have been here. Perhaps a little over thirty nights?
handelaar: (hair down: oh)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-01-22 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Got it. Is there anything t'do here?