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ataraxion2012-10-15 11:44 am
kringlefuck) wrote in ataraxion2012-10-15 11:44 am
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[ Here we see Jake English. Typical tanned skin boy who appears roughly 16. He's got the device shown in his icon on his head, fully functioning. Instead of speaking, he's think typing to the network. Some of his thoughts may be filtered, others may not be. This is merely a test run, however. The only reason it's on video as well is possibly his attempt to show off. But never mind that. He flashes a grin as the text appears on the screen. ]
Howdy ho onlookers of the network yet again and an even greater greeting to those who are just now arriving on the ship. I do hope you are settling in well to your new home. Fret not, the contraption on my noggin is nothing more than a computer that i received in my locker last jump and i am merely giving its think typing capabilities a little test considering i have done a grand amount of tinkering with it to get it to this stage of functioning. Kicking christ, i really missed this little doohickey!!!!! Heres to hoping the rest of my wearable computers appear in my locker next jump.
:D
Im sure other have given you the low down on how this entire kidnapping tomfoolery sort of works so ill just mozy on past all of that and just offer my services to any of you who perhaps would be interested in the following and would be fond of making contact.... this goes to any new comers or perhaps those who havent spoken with me yet...
1. An interest in all sorts of rifles and pistols. My grandmother owned a rather impressive gun business back in the day in to which i inherited a huge amount of firearms before i was brought here. I carry two berettas myself strictly as defense sometimes, and spend long hours defending monsters to protect myself my entire life. If any of you are in need of any sort of protection, let me know.
2. An interest in reckless roughhousing in to which i refer to as fisticuffs!! Gosh nelly, do i love doing that. Fighting for sport in order to gain a better talent at defending off scoundrels. A good scrum and what have you is beneficial to my body... im not exactly sure about you but i practically thrive on it. If you want a sparring partner of some sort, i have already offered my body and skills to miss darkholme, but i will gladly accept others who are willing to fight for sport and training.
3. An interest in earth movies of all kinds. There really isnt a bad movie out there in my honest opinion. I am especially fond of superhero and action movies and romantic comedies and my favorite movie is weekend at bernies. Ive yet to find somebody else who thoroughly enjoys partaking in the viewing of that specific movie. Kudos to anybody who perhaps owns any earth movies and wouldnt mind sharing since i have been itching to catch a proper gander at angelina jolies visually pleasing thighs for some time now.
4. Comic books. Bonus points if youre actually from a comic i would love to meet you. I had an impressive collection back home on my island and found myself drawn especially to the spider girl series.
5. If you come from my world that is filled with game sessions, dream selves and puzzle moduses, echeladders, etc i would appreciate it if we made contact post haste. Im awfully curious if any of you lot have actually entered the gaming session yet and if there is anything i need to know granted we make it back home safely considering ive yet to enter my game session myself.
6. If anybody has uranium lying around, i will do anything for it.
I reckon thats really it!!!!! Ive been here for a few months so if you have any other questions im here to help....
The only thing i can really tell you is to be readily prepared for practically anything on this craft. Rely on those you trust the most and nobody else... but dont be surprised when one day you wake up and theyre gone from this place. :/
[ And that's it! Probably not the smartest sort of information to post, but excuse him. He's a little.. unique. He gives the video a little finger gun before signing off. ]
Howdy ho onlookers of the network yet again and an even greater greeting to those who are just now arriving on the ship. I do hope you are settling in well to your new home. Fret not, the contraption on my noggin is nothing more than a computer that i received in my locker last jump and i am merely giving its think typing capabilities a little test considering i have done a grand amount of tinkering with it to get it to this stage of functioning. Kicking christ, i really missed this little doohickey!!!!! Heres to hoping the rest of my wearable computers appear in my locker next jump.
:D
Im sure other have given you the low down on how this entire kidnapping tomfoolery sort of works so ill just mozy on past all of that and just offer my services to any of you who perhaps would be interested in the following and would be fond of making contact.... this goes to any new comers or perhaps those who havent spoken with me yet...
1. An interest in all sorts of rifles and pistols. My grandmother owned a rather impressive gun business back in the day in to which i inherited a huge amount of firearms before i was brought here. I carry two berettas myself strictly as defense sometimes, and spend long hours defending monsters to protect myself my entire life. If any of you are in need of any sort of protection, let me know.
2. An interest in reckless roughhousing in to which i refer to as fisticuffs!! Gosh nelly, do i love doing that. Fighting for sport in order to gain a better talent at defending off scoundrels. A good scrum and what have you is beneficial to my body... im not exactly sure about you but i practically thrive on it. If you want a sparring partner of some sort, i have already offered my body and skills to miss darkholme, but i will gladly accept others who are willing to fight for sport and training.
3. An interest in earth movies of all kinds. There really isnt a bad movie out there in my honest opinion. I am especially fond of superhero and action movies and romantic comedies and my favorite movie is weekend at bernies. Ive yet to find somebody else who thoroughly enjoys partaking in the viewing of that specific movie. Kudos to anybody who perhaps owns any earth movies and wouldnt mind sharing since i have been itching to catch a proper gander at angelina jolies visually pleasing thighs for some time now.
4. Comic books. Bonus points if youre actually from a comic i would love to meet you. I had an impressive collection back home on my island and found myself drawn especially to the spider girl series.
5. If you come from my world that is filled with game sessions, dream selves and puzzle moduses, echeladders, etc i would appreciate it if we made contact post haste. Im awfully curious if any of you lot have actually entered the gaming session yet and if there is anything i need to know granted we make it back home safely considering ive yet to enter my game session myself.
6. If anybody has uranium lying around, i will do anything for it.
I reckon thats really it!!!!! Ive been here for a few months so if you have any other questions im here to help....
The only thing i can really tell you is to be readily prepared for practically anything on this craft. Rely on those you trust the most and nobody else... but dont be surprised when one day you wake up and theyre gone from this place. :/
[ And that's it! Probably not the smartest sort of information to post, but excuse him. He's a little.. unique. He gives the video a little finger gun before signing off. ]