Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

Comments

[unheroic]

naw man ur mistaking turkey for turkey.

[saidhe]

as opposed to turkey for turkey?

shhhhh you did not see me.

[unheroic]

naw dude, they're two seperate fowls.

[ FAITH probably beat him, but he totally called Sherlock Holmes 'dude'. ]

SEE WHO

[saidhe]

fouls of a same feather?

[ kane are you drunk ]

[unheroic]

[ no, he's a weepy drunk. :c ]

turkeys can't have the same feathers unless they're the same turkey.

then you have a two headed turkey chimera.

[saidhe]

the difference between a turkey and a "turkey" being its number of heads?

[unheroic]

no man thats the turkey chimera

the "turkey" is only supposed to have one head. what kind of a messed up planet do you live in?

[saidhe]

not the planet from which your trains of thought seem to hail.

either a fantastic joke was lost on this day or this conversation is entirely aflutter, elsewhere.

[unheroic]

the joke is fantastic, people just keep making it sexual.

[saidhe]

explanation of a joke generally ruinous of the joke itself in most cases, but i do wish you would.

[unheroic]

it's really not that hard. turkey is a euphemism for 'you know'.