Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

Comments

voice

[stacked]

Your turkey's a chick named Rockefeller?

voice

[saidhe]

She's a hen named Rockefeller. And whyever not?

voice

[stacked]

Mostly because it's a retarded name for a turkey.

[ the most delicate flower, this one. ]

voice

[saidhe]

[ h- hey ]

...But it came from me.

[ so it can't be slow??? this is logic. ]

voice

[stacked]

So? Still a dumbass name.

[ (gyay) etc ]

voice

[saidhe]

- But it came from me.

[ There are, like, verbal puppy-eyes at work here. ]

voice

[stacked]

Yeah, so?

[ SHE IS MERCILESS HOLMES. ]

voice

[saidhe]

[ FORGET YOU ]

Forever a cruel mistress. What would you have me name her, alternatively?

voice

[stacked]

...call it Buffy.

[ oh my god faith no you can't do things like this. ]

voice

[saidhe]

[ sherlock knows not your own world references get out ]

What in the hell- is a Buffy?

voice

[stacked]

[ OH DEAR. ]

You never heard of a Buffy before?

[ no faith stop why ]

voice

[saidhe]

clearly.

[ Now, don't be rude and take advantage of the poor displaced Victorian like you're about to. ]

voice

[stacked]

Buffys? Weigh about a buck three soaking wet, got a whole self-righteous thing going on... big on gutting people.

[ no no no no no. ]

voice

[saidhe]

friend of yours, i take it.

[stacked]

We go way back.

[ with stabbing. ]

woops that was totally voice ahem

[saidhe]

Old friends, then.

[logicals]

Buffy is a stupid name.
SH

[stacked]

Still pretty sure you're a demon, but you're not wrong.

[logicals]

Still pretty sure you're an idiot, but I'm not about to throw it in your face. Oh, wait. My bad.
SH

[saidhe]

sherlock holmes admits he's only pretty sure about something.

i believe this moment will now be immortalized.

[logicals]

No. I'm 100% certain that she's an idiot. I was just using her sentence structure to ensure that she understood me. You never know with these Americans.
SH

[saidhe]

good cover.

[stacked]

Dude, the day they let me take you out? That day's gonna rock.

[ BEST FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS ]

[logicals]

Please. You wouldn't be able to lay a finger on me.
SH

[stacked]

Killing demons is my [ don't say sounds like raisin, don't say sounds like raisin. ] raison d'être.

[ that one: all wes. ]