third shot; voice

[bring_em_down]

Whoever told Tony to sing Rolling in the Deep is getting an earful from me later. You know who you are. Next time, go with Styx. Or better yet, skip karaoke night altogether.

Coffee: lesson one. The stuff here? Two level scoops and a generous half. Only way it's palatable. That's my contribution. In exchange... I'm looking for a solid supply of canvas and some stiff packing materials. Takers will get coffee, or a serenade.

[At which point, listeners will hear the chorus of this as sung by a very drunk Tony Stark. THE BEEB.]

[100% encrypted to that Other Clint Barton (if you can hack this, your name is Tony Stark):]

I saw the rumor. I want to meet her.

[70% encrypted to Francis Barton]

Time's up.

Comments

[abrahamic]

[ Isaac is allowed to feel proud of himself for his hipster inclinations. He downloaded the Rolling Stones discography for irony and ended up actually liking half of it. ]

It's a cool track. I've been thinking of getting it in vinyl one day.

[bring_em_down]

I forget they still have those. Making some kind of hipster comeback, right?

[abrahamic]

Dude, they never left. Everyone just got caught up with the CD and mp3 craze.

[bring_em_down]

And now everyone and their dog has an iPod.

[abrahamic]

Nothing wrong with accessible music, man. It's like, giving people options, so the higher-ups can't control what you hear and see. Take back your options, make your own set of choices. People think it's just music, but it's more than that, you know?

[ Hipster mode: engage. ]

[bring_em_down]

Are you one of those hipsters? Because that's the in thing where I'm from.

All that aside, at least some people have the good sense to turn on the classics.

[abrahamic]

Well, if I were a hipster I wouldn't say I am, because that's not what hipsters do, right? If I say I'm a hipster, then I'm not one. So it's pretty much a Catch-22, man.

Etta James is cool.

[bring_em_down]

You can't be a hipster about hipsters.

Etta James is cool, but I'll stick to rock and roll.

[abrahamic]

Dude.

[ You can't be serious. ]

Got a favorite band?

[bring_em_down]

The Eagles, maybe. Jefferson Airplane. Rolling Stones. Aerosmith. Don't make me pick.