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[kingofbabylon]

[ The video is currently displaying the bar/club's ceiling that Brian and Wichita have been running and there's some glass like clinking going on as Justin rummages around underneath the bar, checking on stock. ]

If anything is missing from the bar, my CDs or my art supplies, I'm doing a shipwide cavity search. And putting Brian in charge. You should know he's not gentle unless you ask real nice or suck him off first.

Also, should anyone feel the taste for guava juice, I happen to be the proud owner of a bottle. [ See a jug of guava juice being shaken in front of the camera. It was in his locker, it is obviously his to do whatever he pleases with. With that, Justin pops up in front of the screen, arms folding on the bar as he gives a kind of lopsided smile and runs a hand through his hair. He's missed out on about three months and there's a lot of people around now he doesn't recognize. ]

Consider this an invite to come partake in what spirits we have lying around in this place. Just please don't pass out in the booths, because I can and will drag you out on your ass and leave you in the most awkward spot on the ship I can find, clothes optional.

So. What'd I miss?

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[abrahamic]

what the hell is guava juice?

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[cons]

[ practically chinhandsing at her screen. there's a reason she's perfectly okay with calling you Sunshine ]

Ugh, you only missed a whole bunch of bullshit. [ why yes Wichita is putting on a brave face for the camera hi ] A few good parties at the bar, but mostly bullshit.

[kingofbabylon]

a very special elixir made for health nut women and queens with a hard on for designer juicers

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[kingofbabylon]

[ hey booboo, he just have shiny grins to give you. he's so glad you're still here ]

I'm a little afraid to ask what kind of bullshit. This place doesn't exactly have trivial bullshit. [ He frowns for a moment, shifting. ] I heard about Sherlock.

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[heterophobe]

That bottle is mine.

Consider it payment for keeping most of your shit intact.

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[cons]

Oh. [ o-ouch that actually throws her off, and her jaw drops a little bit before she can pull herself together. ]

Yeah, that was a few months back. Still trying to put the pieces together there, but. [ she shrugs, like it's not something she thinks about every single day ] It's, ah. It's tricky.

The rest of the bullshit has been the shittiest of bullshit though, it's true. Probably should save it for the next time we're both at the bar. One of those 'take a seat, have a drink' conversations, I guess.

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[kingofbabylon]

It was in my locker. Maybe the ship thinks I'm not healthy enough.

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[kingofbabylon]

Sorry. [ He gives an apologetic half smile. It's still hard to believe, really, especially not having been here to witness it. ]

Nothing is ever simple on this ship. [ He runs a hand through his hair and sighs, nodding at the last part. ] I wouldn't mind that. Are you still working for us?

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[cons]

[ she just nods, cause she can't talk about it, she gets too weird over it still. so instead she cracks a grin, it's a little rough around the edges at first but it's getting easier to swallow that twistygut feeling she gets when she thinks about Sherlock. ]

Hell yeah I do. That's my sombrero behind the bar.

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[kingofbabylon]

[ He'll welcome the subject change to things more festive, because Justin doesn't do trauma well, and while he's still confused and wanting to know why, he's not going to push that on Wichita. ]

And here I thought we'd finally found a space-faring mariachi band. I'll see you next time you're around and we can talk then.

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[redhotsummers]

Ug. They would send you back.

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[kingofbabylon]

Aw hey there Superboy, how's the lasering? I missed you too.

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[redhotsummers]

I'm Marvel, not DC.

Get it right.



[Yeah, he's long gotten over the strange knowledge that in some worlds, people write comics about him. At least, that's what Billy and Teddy used to say.]



Sure you did.

Drank a good amount of your stash while you were gone. Thanks for leaving it around.

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[heterophobe]

Or maybe the ship thinks your roommate needs an accommodating care package to stomach your arrival.

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[kingofbabylon]

i am not nearly geeky enough to understand that.

oh you bitch. no free drinks for you. i'm telling wichita. you're going on the wall of shame. right after we get a wall of shame.

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[kingofbabylon]

So I guess I shouldn't have given that philippe starck juicer to Wichita as a sombrero rest either?

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[heterophobe]

If I kill you in space and the authorities never locate your body, is it still illegal?

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[kingofbabylon]

Is that like if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it still make a sound? Yes. It does. Because a goddamn tree fell over.

Or, alternatively, yes, murder is still murder and I will haunt your ass.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

you just got back an youre already pushin your fuckin leisure space on people thats gotta be some kind a record

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[kingofbabylon]

i'm an overachiever. have you been here yet? we have a sombrero now.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

a course i havvent i havve better things to do wwith my time

wwhat the fuck is a sombrero

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[kingofbabylon]

a magical crown that imbues you with the powers of the mystical and ancient mariachi people

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[showbizpanache]

Justin!

You're back!

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[uncodlyawwesome]

i call bullshit

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[kingofbabylon]

fine, more ancient and powerful magics for me.