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ataraxion2012-10-09 03:11 pm
uncodlyawwesome) wrote in ataraxion2012-10-09 03:11 pm
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[text] eridan's guide to doing the usual
[the first thing you might notice, if you know eridan, is that he's SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY BACK TO USING PURPLE FONT. who knows why he ever stopped in the first place, its a complete mystery how his mind works.]
this is your post jump reminder that there are nonhumans aboard this fuckin ship an just because you think your race is the only fuckin thing out there doesnt mean you knoww fuckin anythin
so if youre not used to it get ovver it
an if you are used to it good for you
also tackin on to that some people around here havve unique wwritin styles an apparently i need to fuckin explain this evvery jump but dont fuckin hassle us for our quirks i mean seriously
wwhat the fuck is it to you if wwe like a certain font color or a fuckin typin habit
i swwear to god i thought wwhen sherlock died i wwouldnt havve to put up wwith that but apparently i wwas wwrong so im preemptivvely gettin this shit covvered
an finally tackin on to the usual first time users manual
yes you havve to do the jump thing evvery fuckin time if you dont you wwill be literally dashed across the rocks due to g force so do yourself an all a us a favvor an get to the med bay like twwo hours ahead a the jump time
cos otherwwise wwe gotta clean up after you an that shit is disgustin
i think thats it this time around
this is your post jump reminder that there are nonhumans aboard this fuckin ship an just because you think your race is the only fuckin thing out there doesnt mean you knoww fuckin anythin
so if youre not used to it get ovver it
an if you are used to it good for you
also tackin on to that some people around here havve unique wwritin styles an apparently i need to fuckin explain this evvery jump but dont fuckin hassle us for our quirks i mean seriously
wwhat the fuck is it to you if wwe like a certain font color or a fuckin typin habit
i swwear to god i thought wwhen sherlock died i wwouldnt havve to put up wwith that but apparently i wwas wwrong so im preemptivvely gettin this shit covvered
an finally tackin on to the usual first time users manual
yes you havve to do the jump thing evvery fuckin time if you dont you wwill be literally dashed across the rocks due to g force so do yourself an all a us a favvor an get to the med bay like twwo hours ahead a the jump time
cos otherwwise wwe gotta clean up after you an that shit is disgustin
i think thats it this time around
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...sherlock died? [ he's actually concerned about that. he really liked sherlock 8( ]
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[he ALMOST CALLS HIM OUT on the font color, but then he realizes he'd be an obvious hypocrite so no. he's not falling into that trap. HAH.]
an yeah
he drowwned in the fuckin swwimmin pool it wwas gross
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[ ugh foiled again. w/e that just means he can keep doing it as much as he wants ]
you don't care at all that he's gone?
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no i had to find him he gavve me his final fuck you farewwell thats all that fuckin matters he died a huge asshole wwhy wwould i care about it
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sure it sucks an maybe he didnt deservve it but he got himself into the situation an couldnt cut it so he got culled
thats howw it wworks
wwhether or not you deservve it doesnt matter its just the fact that it happens that matters
also he wwasnt just an asshole he wwas a huge ragin dick machine wwhos only savvin grace wwas the fact that he vvaguely understood howw troll society wworked more than the rest a you at least
an maybe that he got me some bleach for my hair but thats not evven that important so
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how about just feeling remorseful for the fact that he died and he probably didn't want to yet and it probably wasn't very pleasant and there are people here who miss him?
trolls don't do respect for the dead?
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not if theyre jerks wwho act so much more superior than you only to die in a fuckin pool
im not sayin people shouldnt miss him but actin like he wwasnt a ragin jerk an that him dyin wwas the most awwful thing to happen to anyone evver is completely stupid
feel bad for it sure but he wwas a dick so actin like it wwas unexpected is dumb
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i didn't say it was the most awful thing, but it's still awful.
and it shouldn't be expected at all that he'd die because he was a dick. that's not how things work. maybe he was a dick to you but other people still valued him. [ and half of this is really his own paranoia, because he happens to be friends and/or ridiculously emotionally attached to people who are dicks
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but it should be expected because evverybody fuckin dies
if youre an asshole you just die quicker
thats howw shit wworks trust me i am all sorts of fuckin boned up on this one
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no. it isn't. sometimes terrible shit happens to people who don't deserve it and sometimes jackasses get the best in life. it has nothing to do with it. there's no karmatic law that said we just shouldn't fucking care if sherlock gets offed because he had it coming anyway
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nobody gets the best in life because theres alwways gonna be that moment wwhen they fuckin die
either their vvascular pump givves out or they walk into a firefight wwith a fuckin dumb wweapon or they drowwn in a pool for wwhatevver reason
carin about people dyin just makes you fuckin wweak
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well excuse the fuck out of me for being from a world where people don't just drop dead every other second. when someone stops being in your world, you care.
bullshit it does. it makes you [ he was going to say 'human', but... ] a living being with a soul. caring makes you more than just a sack of skin and bones and tissue.
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no it makes you wweak if you start carin about wwhen people die or howw people die or wwhatevver youre just openin yourself up to bein manipulated by people stronger an faster an smarter than you wwho knoww howw to use that shit against you
maybe its different for you fuckin humans but thats howw i greww up an i sure as fuck am not changin just because a stupid goddamn fool wwent an died
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do you know how many kinds of fucked up that is? a shrink would have a field day with you
whatever, do what you want. i just think it's a shitty fucking way to think.
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an i wwouldnt let a fuckin brainraker anywwhere fuckin near me
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besides its wworth it to keep people from fuckin naggin me wwhenevver i make a text post in purple
it savves me time i can just link to this instead a explainin ovver an ovver
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so how many quirks are there with your [ welp what's a polite word ] race?
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so here theres not a lot but on alternia there wwere more than plenty to go around
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[ oh joy, this is like watching out for pokemon trading cards, only slightly less nerdy and a little more offensive. abort your urge to see them all, isaac! ABORT. ]
alternia is your home, i take it.
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an yeah thats wwhat that is
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i dunno it wwas nice evven if the seas were a lil fuckin toxic in some places thanks to gratuitous pollution an litterin
apparently earth is nothin like it though like not nearly as harsh or wwhatevver so i guess thats a thing thats important to mention it wwas hardcore you couldnt just be wwanderin around at night or anythin you had to be careful unless you wwere old enough to knoww howw to take care a yourself like me
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so your world is like the new earth, but 10x more dangerous.
any humans left?
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an it wwasnt just like earth it wwas completely different in evvery wway shape an form an there wwere no humans because humans didnt exist
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wow neither am i, but the point is your prose is purple.
both ways.
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alternia is not earth
alternia is nevver gonna be earth
alternia nevver had humans
humans are not a thing that wwe evver had before the game wwe played created their univverse
so dont act like alternia wwas earth
evver
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okay
alternia =/= earth, i get it. :(
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i wwas like alternias nowwhere near earth because earth doesnt exist
an then you wwere like oh so its like neww earth howw many humans are there left
an i got offended because youre actin like earth is the end all be all here
that is howw this situation has played out to this point hope that helped
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hope that helps
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:33 < dont furget about the time line diffurentiation!
:33 < not that its especially impurrtant fur everyone to know at what point in their time lines that theyve b33n taken from but i can imagine theres a few people who may find it relevant
:33 < erm
:33 < just thought id add to the discussion...
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especially wwith us an our group a friends it looks like
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:33 < i dont know if diffurent time lines make things better or worse
:33 < but they always make things awkward
:33 < always
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:33 < like in relation to our respective time lines and their course
:33 < fur all we know we could all be from diffurent offshoots with deviating events!
:33 < bluh and that would make things all the more confusing
:33 < but i dont know if dwelling on this line of thinking would even matter
:33 < its just some catfood fur thought i guess
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[grin] You ask me, you're a step ahead of the crowd if you can at least admit who you are to yourself and other people. [Wow way to be a hypocrite Jack]
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