TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

Because I graduated high school a long time ago.

If you have to use pick up lines, then don't bother.

[unheroic]

I'm gonna prove you wrong.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

[thenormalsquint]

And I just became a vegetarian.

[unheroic]

It's a salad. :D

[thenormalsquint]

I don't eat anything but my own cooking.

[unheroic]

Now you're just being difficult.

[thenormalsquint]

Yep.

[unheroic]

How do you only eat things you cook.

What did restaurants ever do to you?

[thenormalsquint]

They have dishes that can easily be morphed into bad pickup lines.