TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[unheroic]

It would totally work. It's all about delivery.

[thenormalsquint]

Not even thirty minutes or less could save it.

[unheroic]

I disagree. I totally think it's a good line.

[thenormalsquint]

But then again, you're not the intended target. You don't have to constantly hear that bs.

[unheroic]

If a girl went up to me and asked the same thing, I'd totally be for it.

[thenormalsquint]

This is the difference between men and women. And you think we're the needy ones.

[unheroic]

It's not just about the concept of sex though. It's about the cleverness behind it. Like. It's a line that says this guy? this guy over here? he's got a sense of humor. Would tap that.

[thenormalsquint]

It's not clever, though. And it's not funny. It's cheesy and desperate, but if that's the look you want to go for, knock yourself out.

[unheroic]

It's not desperate, a little cheesy yeah. So alright, tough. What lines would work on you?

[thenormalsquint]

Honesty. Somebody being themselves. I know, I know, it's a wacky notion, but trust me, it works.

[unheroic]

What if it was in their personality to ask about the turkey slaying. huh.

[thenormalsquint]

Then that's not a personality I want around me.

[unheroic]

Man, you must be really hard to flirt with.

[thenormalsquint]

I like those who are willing to get over the mountain.

[unheroic]

Not into things that are just carnal in nature?

[thenormalsquint]

That's not what I said.

[unheroic]

haha okay what are you saying then?

[thenormalsquint]

That somebody needs to work a little harder and be a little more creative.

[unheroic]

how is 'slaying your turkey' not the most creative pick up line you've ever heard?

okay what if i give you more creative ones?

[thenormalsquint]

Because I graduated high school a long time ago.

If you have to use pick up lines, then don't bother.

[unheroic]

I'm gonna prove you wrong.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

[thenormalsquint]

And I just became a vegetarian.

[unheroic]

It's a salad. :D

[thenormalsquint]

I don't eat anything but my own cooking.

[unheroic]

Now you're just being difficult.