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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[cons]

NO WHAT IT DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH EITHER IT DOESN'T SPEAK ANYTHING

I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT OF RAGE THIS TURKEY HAS

[thenormalsquint]

What exactly did you do to piss it off?

[cons]

I TRIED TO WALK INTO MY ROOM. LIKE THAT'S IT I SWEAR. IT'S ALL TERRITORIAL AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

[thenormalsquint]

Somebody has to have a tranquilizer on this ship. Or be really great with birds. The poultry whisperer.

[cons]

TRANQUILIZER IS THE BEST OPTION THERE

I WONDER IF MEDBAY HAS ANYTHING