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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[cons]

I'M ACTUALLY JUST HOLDING MY DEVICE REALLY CLOSE TO MY MOUTH SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TOO LOUD BECAUSE OF THAT EXACT REASON. I'M NOT SHOUTING I SWEAR IT'S ACTUALLY MORE OF A SHAKEN WHIMPER, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST.

I'VE BEEN STANDING IN THIS SAME SPOT FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES BECAUSE HE JUST KEEPS PACING IN FRONT OF MY DOOR LIKE HE'S GUARDING THE DAMN THING. UGH UGH UGH.

[thenormalsquint]

Have you tried talking nicely to him?

[cons]

I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH

OKAY THAT TIME I YELLED BUT OH OKAY WAIT

[ shuffleshuffle sliding along the hallway ]

ARIADNE ALREADY SUGGESTED I TRY TALKING NICELY TO IT AND I EXPLAINED THAT IT ISN'T OPEN TO DISCUSSION

BECAUSE IT'S A TURKEY.

[thenormalsquint]

I can speak French. Do you want me to speak French to it?

[Since when do turkeys speak French? Sacré bleu!]

It's a turkey. It's probably more scared of you than you are of it.

[cons]

NO WHAT IT DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH EITHER IT DOESN'T SPEAK ANYTHING

I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT OF RAGE THIS TURKEY HAS

[thenormalsquint]

What exactly did you do to piss it off?

[cons]

I TRIED TO WALK INTO MY ROOM. LIKE THAT'S IT I SWEAR. IT'S ALL TERRITORIAL AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

[thenormalsquint]

Somebody has to have a tranquilizer on this ship. Or be really great with birds. The poultry whisperer.

[cons]

TRANQUILIZER IS THE BEST OPTION THERE

I WONDER IF MEDBAY HAS ANYTHING