TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[bloodplay]

Wow.

[wait that doesn't make him look like a good samaritan to that one girl whose number he remembers]

Cavalry show yet? I could always, you know. Puke on it.

[cons]

OH WOW HA HA HA OKAY THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING

HI

AND YEAH I THINK SO THEY SHOULD BE WAIT HANG ON

[ sloooowly moving her communicator farther away from her face so it doesn't look like she's actually yelling into her device. not attacking you, turkey. juuuuust moving her hand. dooon't attack... ]

I think, I HOPE, someone from security is on their way.

[bloodplay]

I can guarantee you I've seen worse. But good, that's good. Just keep doing what you're doing until someone gets there, and I won't make any cranberry sauce jokes. Deal?

[cons]

Deal. You're a true friend, dude. Although I wouldn't care much if this thing ended up being our dinner, not at this point. Have you ever had a staring contest with a turkey?

[bloodplay]

We don't really get them in my neck of the woods. Didn't. Either way. Armadillos, though, I've got covered.

[cons]

Hah! God, that's weird you say that cause I actually spent enough time in Arkansas to have some experience with armadillos too. Though if we end up getting attacked by space armadillos in the near future, that's all on you.

[bloodplay]

Yeah? That's--well, okay, not that close to Florida, but still. It's something. But it's not where you're from, originally?

Hey, as long as they don't come in the lockers. Anything's ten times more intimidating at face-level.

[cons]

I'm from Kansas, originally. [ but now the whole state is a wasteland, wah wah. ] travelled a lot, though.