TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[cons]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BAAAAAH
I DO TALK TO BLAKE THAT'S WHY THIS SUCKS

[constructum]

I'm sure he will be flattered to know all of this.
So really, I'm not sure if it DOES SUCK.

[cons]

I HIGHLY DOUBT HE'S GOING TO BE FLATTERED BY THE FACT THAT I CALLED HIM HOTTIE COP.

[ a pause as she shuffles along the wall, because the turkey is making eyes at her again and she's not risking it. also, she's so pointing her gun right at it now because fuck you turkey ]

I WONDER IF YOU CAN PUT ENCRYPTIONS ON THINGS AFTER THEY'RE POSTED I'M GOING TO LOOK INTO THAT

[constructum]

Its not like it's an insult.
And seriously, I'm sure he already knows.
Not that hard to assume he is watching things for signs of the Turkey.

[ and she adds, just because she is finding this far too amusing ]

HI JOHN. :)
PLEASE GO HELP WICHITA FEND OFF A TURKEY.
IT'S VICIOUS AND DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH.

[learnedtosmile]

It's not that vicious.

[constructum]

[ HI JOHN, YOU MIGHT BE HER FAVORITE PERSON RIGHT NOW ]

Are you sure?
Have you tried to talk to it yet?

[learnedtosmile]

What if I have?

[constructum]

did you say; gobble gobble or something else?
these are important details i must know.

[learnedtosmile]

I think we're close to a first-name basis.

[constructum]

it was won over by your hotness and charm, wasn't it?

[learnedtosmile]

No comment.

[constructum]

Bull.
You are allowed to be cocky here.
By the way, I'm highly amused by this.

[learnedtosmile]

If I successfully wrangle this turkey, I might feel a little bit cocky. Does that count?

I can tell.

[constructum]

Sure. I'm sure someone can even bake you a cake for it.
Though I'm curious what you think you'll catch it with.

[cons]

NO STOP HUMORING HER OH MY GOD

[learnedtosmile]

It's kind of funny.

[cons]

YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOHN BLAKE

[learnedtosmile]

What kind of man did you think I was?

[cons]

IT'S JUST TIRED NOW

[learnedtosmile]

You could come out here and help me.

[cons]

PRETTY SURE I WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE

MAYBE IT JUST DOESN'T LIKE ME

[constructum]

Maybe it just wants you to speak french to it?

[cons]

NO FRENCH

[constructum]

You NEVER know.

Try this: ici la dinde, dinde.

[learnedtosmile]

If it goes after you, I'll grab it.