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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[cons]

TURKEY SLAYING IS KIND OF HILARIOUS THOUGH

'CLASSIER SHIT' HUH? ISN'T THAT KIND OF AN OXYMORON?

[unheroic]

Whatever, do you want some non-sexual turkey slaying or not?

[cons]

NO YOU CAN'T SLAY IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE A PET
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HERD A TURKEY OR WHATEVER

WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A COURIER HABIT

[unheroic]

I can try. Ask Jaye. She has a zoo. She's like the ship's resident farmer.