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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[fly_like_pie]

it was an actual question........................................

[cons]

OH SORRY

NO I THINK IT'S SOMEBODY PET THAT GOT LOOSE

[fly_like_pie]

i didn't even know turkeys could be actual pets. but you know, the dinosaur thing too.

sorry about that. i hope it gets handled.

[ He puts the awk to ward. ]

[cons]

I MEAN I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW ELSE A WILD TURKEY WOULD END UP HERE

THANKS DUDE

[fly_like_pie]

maybe the space deitie(s) or whatever respectable belief that brought us here gifted us with a wild turkey for our troubles.
that's what i want to believe anyways. i'll never understand why pets or pet turkeys just pop up. like someone is feeling a little bad.

btw is your button stuck or do you always type like that?

[cons]

I LIKE YOUR THEORY, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE LESS OF AN ASSHOLE FOR WANTING TO SHOOT IT SO BADLY RIGHT NOW.

I'M TALKING AT MY COMM AND APPARENTLY I'M KIND OF LOUD SO IT'S MAKING ME TYPE LIKE THIS

I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD TAKE-

FOR IT TO-

turn the caps lock off okay this is dumb I'm whispering right now and it's pretty creepy.

[fly_like_pie]

that probably isn't a good idea, considering the part with PET
oh wow it really does make someone seem like they're screaming

anyways, go ahead and continue screaming if that makes you comfortable. weird suggestion, but whispering will make it seem like you're keeping something big from the turkey

which btw wouldn't be a good theory, since that makes the space deities ignorant of the fact i am a vegetarian

we'll pretend this is after she runs around with simon lol

[cons]

BUT I'M NOT SCREAMING I'M JUST TALKING WITH THE COMM CLOSE TO MY FACE SO IT'S PROBABLY READING REALLY LOUD

oh there we go.

just need to hold it like this.

so anyway. the turkey is kind of wandering on its own now, and I'm not gonna move but I feel like I might be able to get into my room soon.