TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[learnedtosmile]

I'm afraid I haven't had much training in dealing with turkeys.

I can be there in a couple of minutes.

[cons]

FIND SOMEONE WITH TURKEY EXPERIENCE PLEASE

OR SOMETHING I DUNNO WHAT DO I DO

[learnedtosmile]

It probably belongs to someone. Is there something you can use to capture it? If not a net, maybe a blanket or something?

[cons]

I'VE LITERALLY GOT MY GUN IN ONE HAND AND MY COMM IN THE OTHER. LIKE I'M YELLING AT THE THING AND IT'S TYPING WHAT I SAY SO REALLY MY HANDS ARE FULL AND NO I DON'T HAVE A BLANKET WITH ME AT THE MOMENT

[learnedtosmile]

All right, just hang on. Don't shoot anything.

[Yep, he's totally grabbing a blanket and some of that convenient cave diving equipment to help her now.]

[cons]

I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT