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WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

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[ see, this is why she doesn't want you all on the first floor. ]


What exactly do you mean by MONSTER?

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IT'S HUGE

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How big?

Can you talk to it?

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ITS WINGSPAN REACHES ACROSS THE HALLWAY ALMOST ENTIRELY AND IT'S I GUESS THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A TURKEY VULTURE WHY

IT'S A TURKEY SO NO I CANNOT TALK TO IT THIS IS SERIOUS ARIADNE BE SERIOUS

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Because WE'RE IN SPACE, THINGS EAT PEOPLE, I thought I should check.

And people talk to pets all the time; it's not that uncommon to talk to turkeys I'm sure. IT MIGHT LISTEN.

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UGH NO IT'S A PET IT'S PET-SIZED

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO A FARM AND SAW THE FARMER GOING "HERE TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY"? NO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TALK OR UNDERSTAND PEOPLE-TALK

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ENGLISH

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HUMAN SPEECH OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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gooble gobble?

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YOU SUCK

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Maybe it's a bilingual turkey.

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I ONLY KNOW ENGLISH AND WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT IT DOENS'T SPEAK ENGLISH SO

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c'est sacrément amusant, vous savez ce pas? Je vous enseigner françaises

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IM' FLATTERED BUT NOW'S NOT THE TIME

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Seriously try anything, does it honestly matter?
It's a damn turkey.

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IT MATTERS BECAUSE IT'S TRYING TO ATTACK ME YOU DON'T KNOW

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Arent you bigger than the bird?

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SO WHAT

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Stand up to the damn bird.
What's the worst it can do to you?

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BITE ME

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I MEAN IT COULD BITE ME

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BUT SERIOUSLY YOU TOO BITE ME

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So wait, you want us to bite you?
I didn't know you felt that way.

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NOT THE TIME ARIADNE

AGAIN, FLATTERED, BUT

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It's a damn turkey, Wichita.
We've dealt with mutated monsters and dinosaur and you are scared of a TURKEY?