TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

PERMATEXT

[cons]

NOT SO MUCH

[ ... after a second ]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING ON

permavideo

[sebasher]

I would have shot it myself if I thought it was worth it. I'm glad I didn't. This is far too amusing.

[He would smile his shark smile but U G H just let him roll his eyes here.]

It's a tiger sofa, of course. What does it look like?

[cons]

YOU'RE A GENUINE ASS.

IT LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER STUFFS OUR LOCKERS WITH GOODIES NEEDS TO GET A BETTER TASTE IN ROOM DECOR.

[sebasher]

Or it's you who need to get better taste in room decor. Don't act so jealous, chum, I'm sure they'll give you one too if you ask nicely.

[cons]

I'M OKAY WITH NEVER OWNING A COUCH LIKE THAT

EVER

[sebasher]

Well, you're missing out, ain't you?

Best of luck with your turkey. Let me know how much damage it does.

[cons]

IT WON'T BE DOING ANY DAMAGE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BEAT IT AT IT'S OWN GAME

[sebasher]

Just let me know if you need me to come shoot it for you, miss. I understand just how dangerous turkeys can be. [Yeah, he's trying REALLY hard not to laugh.]

[cons]

I'M PICKING UP A LITTLE SARCASM

[sebasher]

Are you? Very good, you were paying attention.

[cons]

I'VE GOT A FINE SHOT OF MY OWN BY THE WAY I DON'T NEED YOU TO SHOOT IT FOR ME. SO.

[sebasher]

You may, but I assure you, you haven't got my shot. And given how dangerous turkeys are? [Okay, okay, he can't keep the laugh in anymore.] You may not stand a chance.

[cons]

OH PLEASE

[sebasher]

Then I suggest you stop typing and take some action.

[cons]

I'M NOT GOING TO KILL IT THOUGH I ALREADY SAID THAT

[sebasher]

Is it because you're not as good of a shot as you believe yourself to be?

[cons]

OH NO THAT ISN'T GOING TO WORK. IF I SURVIVE THIS, WE ARE GONNA HAVE TARGET PRACTICE SOMETIME, ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T SOMEBODY'S PET, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT KINDA SHOT I HAVE. SIR.

[sebasher]

Oh, do you promise? [There's pretty much always an air of sarcasm in his voice, but he really would like that okay. Target practice is good. He has no qualms with shooting someone's pet, though.] I almost hope you survive, then.

[cons]

PROMISE

[sebasher]

Brilliant.