TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

NOT HERE. SERIOUSLY

[astrogate]

[ popcorn.gifs this. ]

[cons]

BUT SERIOUSLY YOU TOO BITE ME

text;

[constructum]

So wait, you want us to bite you?
I didn't know you felt that way.

[cons]

[ AND THIS IS WHEN WICHITA RUNS. IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN RUNNING FROM A ZOMBIE. IF SHE CAN FEEL IT CLOSING IN SHE'LL SHOOT IT. simple as that. sorry, turkey, but you need to step off. ]

In, in, in! [ scramble scramble tucking her gun into the back of her belt so she doesn't end up running and Simon with her gun out, okay. by the time she reaches him, she just runs right into his room, hopes to GOD he's got his hand on the button that'll shut the door. ]

text;

[cons]

NOT THE TIME ARIADNE

AGAIN, FLATTERED, BUT

[cons]

IT WON'T BE DOING ANY DAMAGE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BEAT IT AT IT'S OWN GAME

text;

[constructum]

It's a damn turkey, Wichita.
We've dealt with mutated monsters and dinosaur and you are scared of a TURKEY?

text;

[constructum]

Just have John help.
Give him something to do.

[player_not_slayer]

Shit shit shit, close, close! [Oh you bet your sweet ass he's smacking the door button for all he's worth, and trying to push it shut when it's not closing fast enough for his liking.]

Fuck, you made it. And now we're trapped in my room with a freaking murderturkey out there.

[A beat.] You're screaming some kinky ass shit at your comm, so you know.

[cons]

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET THE DINOSAUR SO--

OH ARE WE SPEAKING FOR HOTTIE COP NOW
DOES THIS IMPLY THE SAME THING AS WHEN I SPOKE UP FOR BRENDAN OR WHAT
SEE NOW YOU KNOW


YEAHTHAT'SWHATITHOUGHT

[cons]

SHHHHHHHHIT

NOT ACTUALLY HERE

[learnedtosmile]

[The fuck?]

[cons]

Oh, please. It wasn't that kinky. Ariadne won't stop flirting with me, it's weird. I dunno.

[ and basically, once the door is shut, and she's spitting out those comments and then this happens. ]

Thanks.

[ becuase seriously, she wasn't having actual Nam flashbacks, or Zombieland flashbacks whatever, but- flashbacks. ]

[constructum]

DID YOU JUST CALL HIM HOTTIE COP?
Seriously, you are apparently being attacked by a turkey and you are talking about how hot he is?

He’s a cop; it’s his job to help.

not heeeeere

[cons]

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFS ]

[constructum]

[ so how long till brendan sees this? ]

[cons]

IT'S JUST A NICKNAME IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE I'M NOT ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW
AND I AM NOT GOING TO JUSTIFY MY NICKNAMES FOR PEOPLE RIGHT NOW IN THIS SITUATION THAT I'M CURRENTLY IN

MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE MONSTER TURKEY YOU DON'T KNOW

[cons]

[ hey listen he already knows about the nickname but let's not talk about that okok ]

[constructum]

Should I tell him it's just a nickname?
SHOULD I?

Because YOU DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM HOTTIE FANS?

[player_not_slayer]

Hey, if you're into the whole biting thing and stripper cops I'm so not gonna judge-- [He was going to say more but oh hey hugs, and hugs mean boobs. Boobs pressed against him. He is so down with this.]

Uh. Anytime, dude. Couldn't let the turkey get you or nothin'.

[cons]

UGH STOP YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE THIS TIME STOP STOP STOP

VIDEO

[unheroic]

Do you want some non-sexual turkey slaying?

permatext

[cons]

WAIT WAIT HOLD ON WHAT IS SEXUAL TURKEY SLAYING

[unheroic]

You know, when you go up to a girl.

[ air quotes. ]

And slay her turkey, if you get what I'm saying.

[constructum]

YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
Seriously, you could just talk to him once he is done defending your honor from the TURKEY.