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King Alistair ([personal profile] forlifeloveandcheese) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-16 08:23 am

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[ The feed turns on. He sees people on the other side, and he's pretty sure other people could see him, like a small, two-way mirror! That’s certainly progress. (He doesn't trust the device but it's progress.) There's a bit of an emphasis on the "small" part, though, so he puts the mirror closer to his eyes, just short of pressing it against his face. He needs to talk to somebody and get to the bottom of this. ]

Hello there! Can you hear me?

[ The other people in the feed seem to be listening. He takes that as a good sign and continues talking. ]

I’m Alistair, the… uh, King of Ferelden. I would like to inquire about this place, if that's all right. Mainly, where am I? What am I doing here? I’m not… in grave danger, am I? Because I really ought to be getting back to Denerim, I sort of have a country to run, thanks.

Oh, but if none of you could answer that, then can I at least ask for an audience with your… king? Viscount? Leader? Whatever you call them? I’m sure we can work something out. Resolve it diplomatically. I walk away, they get something, good feelings and negotiations all around.
golemized: (SLATE)

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[personal profile] golemized 2012-09-16 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Manners.

It has traveled with the dwarf and it would like to speak to me about manners? [ Time to laugh. Sorry Alistair. ]
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[personal profile] golemized 2012-09-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose the Warden would be upset if it were killed. Very well.
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[personal profile] golemized 2012-09-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Better than all the way tsun? ]

Except we are in the Void, and there are no darkspawn. [ Pause. ] And I will not watch it sleep.
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[personal profile] golemized 2012-09-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
If the Warden or any others speak to it, it will let me know, yes?
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[personal profile] golemized 2012-09-16 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Good.